Who would have thought that my first political contribution ever would be to Mitt Romney?
You mailed him pennies in the prepaid envelope. I'd hardly call that contributing... - Maggie
I was just typing something along those same lines, Maggie - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
You exercising free speech is when you get up on your soap box and say anything you want. Me exercising free speech is when I kick you off of MY soap box.
Pie fight! - Maggie
"Only listen to fortune cookie, disregard all other fortune telling units." - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
Did man create God?
"No, God evolved from a larger pool of predecessor gods through a process of natural selection." - Gabe
Hazel keeps singing "We sail away in the gravy boat..."
Hazel: "What's the opposite of 'cup'? 'Bowl'. What's the opposite of 'screw'? 'Bolt'."
"Karma's only a bitch if you are!"
Foolish consistency is foolish - http://blogs.msdn.com/b...
"Well, let me delay answering that by criticizing your question further." - Gabe
Everybody knows you don't bring a didgeridoo to a drum circle! - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
I guess it's more of a didgeri-don't! - Gabe
I asked my 3-year-old to pull the plug in the bathtub this morning. She replied, "I can't; I don't have any muscles."
Is smoking worse for miners or minors?
Found in my company's source code: "#ifdef vax11c"
Transit of Venus! - Gabe
The worst thing about kosher butchers is that they're not open on Saturdays!
An Interview with Mark Mothersbaugh, Devo Co-Founder, on the Web, How to Make Art, and Why Devolution Might Not Be Streamed - http://motherboard.vice.com/2011...
Why does morning have to be so early?
Isn't it until 11:59am? That's not that early. You're doing it wrong - Becca
Becca, kids help you discover other parts of morning as well. - Clare Dibble
What would it mean for a casket to have a "lifetime guarantee"?
"The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club."
Is an organist somebody who organizes?