"Hint Waters are known for having just a hint of another flavor, thus making plain water not so dull. With no sugar or other sweeteners and no preservatives, it makes for a nice switch from mundane water. With that being said, Hint Cucumber is quite distant from mundane. The first sip reminded me of the Screaming Viking of Cheers fame. To those who haven't seen this episode, the Screaming Viking was ordered much to the chagrin of its recipients (but Sam Malone got his job back at the bar as a result). Hint Cucumber has a very distinct and different flavor. In this humble man's opinion, Hint Cucumber falls into the same category as celery soda: They should be enjoyed in the original form nature intended." - Jenny

:P - Jenny

:-P - Eivind

I've tried Hint Cucumber twice. Both times it made me want to kick myself in the face. And I love cucumbers to the point that I'll put slices in my glass of water. There is just something so terribly wrong with this shit. - Hookuh Tinypants

LOL SOMEONE sent me a case of it- I've been running a "science experiment" at work to document people's reactions when they try it. It's run from "Hey, this stuff isn't half bad" to "JENNY! I HATE YOU! IT TASTES LIKE A CUCUMBER SHAT IN MY MOUTH." I've been too scared to try it myself, but finally broke down and tried it this afternoon (there might have been a tiny bit of peer pressure involved *side eye*). *cough* *gag* Yes, it does, indeed taste like a cucumber shat in my mouth. And I don't like cucumber. At all. - Jenny

SOMEONE ought to be kicked in the shins. Hard. :P - Hookuh Tinypants

Duly noted. ;) - Jenny

If it makes you feel any better, Ray hates cucumbers too. Says they taste like watermelon rind. - Hookuh Tinypants

I haven't tried that Hint flavor but tried some others and thought I was going to die. Did not like! - Tamara, #TeamMarina

In SOMEONE's defense, SOMEONE couldn't understand how it's possible to not like cucumbers as they're just water. Then SOMEONE remembered that Jenny only likes bottled water, and SOMEONE figured maybe Jenny would like bottled cucumber too. - Eivind

*is reeling from the idea of a cucumber shitting in anyone's mouth* - WoH: Professor MOTHRA

Wow, Eivind. You took that really personally! :D - Jenny

SOMEONE had to :-P - Eivind

SOMEONE needs a beer and a hug. :P - Hookuh Tinypants

I want to buy this thread a beer and give it a hug. - Jenny

I want to give this thread a handjob and five bucks. - Hookuh Tinypants

I love you, Amanda. - Jenny

I wish the ladies were as good to me as they want to be to this thread :) - Eivind

Move closer, yo. :P @Mark: This stuff isn't even remotely like having water with a slice of cuke in it. It tastes like liquid cuke, which is just...nah. Like I said, I LOVE cucumbers. I will eat an entire bowl of sliced cucumber for dinner in the summertime, several times a week. But this stuff? Crazy gross. (don't worry, SOMEONE. It's not your fault this stuff fails hard) - Hookuh Tinypants

LOL, I think SOMEONE suspected it would. Maybe SOMEONE even thinks it's TOTALLY WORTH IT? :D - Eivind

I think SOMEONE will discover firsthand how this beverage tastes soon enough... :) - Jenny

I like this plan. :D - Hookuh Tinypants