Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"With workers racing to build emergency dams in an effort to prevent a second catastrophe, new satellite imagery from NASA shows the horrifying scale of the toxic sludge spill that has killed eight and inundated three villages in Hungary." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Sex Tape" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"the one thing no one considered when they decided to give Snooki a nook deal - A venn diagram" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"With the average Japanese cable TV viewer being totally ignorant of American geography, however, the name "Jersey Shore" needed an explanatory subtitle. So MTV Japan has decided on「MTV Jersey Shore〜マカロニ野郎のニュージャージー・ライフ〜」, translated by us as "MTV Jersey Shore -- the New Jersey life of macaroni rascals."" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

4chan strikes again - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

nom nom NOT! - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Grand Theft Auto - Emily Dickinson Edition" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but these cool book posters from Postertext show that that goes both ways. The posters contain the text of a classic book, arranged to form a silhouetted image. Above is a detail from the Moby Dick poster" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"All you need to do is shine an ultraviolet light on it, and, as long as the path of the light is almost parallel to the surface of the object, it makes the brushstrokes obvious. As different paints wear off at different rates, the raised levels of stone reveal the elaborate patterns of paint that was once on the seemingly untouched white surface. Well, this certainly affects my perception of Greek and Roman history. Now, instead of thinking that their taste in art was monochromatic and bland, I realize that they have the pastel aesthetic of the 80’s decade." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"No Name is an unincorporated community in Colorado. It is located east of Glenwood Springs, Colorado, off exit 119 of Interstate 70 in Glenwood Canyon. It is named for No Name Creek and No Name Canyon. The No Name Tunnel of I-70 is nearby." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Lightning fast UPS Express deliveryman statue created by Ogilvy & Mather and deposited in various locations in Indonesia." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

Cool - Steve C, Team Marina

"These aren't the Droids you're looking for..." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Chewie and Han" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Ducks wear dog masks" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Or give it to your mother. She knows how to do it." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"The class of 2014 has never found Korean-made cars unusual on the Interstate and five hundred cable channels, of which they will watch a handful, have always been the norm. Since "digital" has always been in the cultural DNA, they've never written in cursive and with cell phones to tell them the time, there is no need for a wrist watch. Dirty Harry (who’s that?) is to them a great Hollywood director. The America they have inherited is one of soaring American trade and budget deficits; Russia has presumably never aimed nukes at the United States and China has always posed an economic threat." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

JET BLUE Fly the friendly f#@!ing skies, you whining a#@holes - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Let's face it—you're probably up to no good with this keychain tool, which conveniently disguises itself as a key. At about a third of the price of a Swiss Army knife, it has eight handy tools. That's three different screwdrivers, a pair of tweezers, a wire-stripper, bottle-cap opener, nail file and nail cleaner. It comes with a fake key which the tool hides behind, and a stainless steel key-ring." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"The idea was simple: When pressed in combination with other keys, this "Apple key" would select the corresponding menu command. Jobs hated it-or more precisely the symbol used to represent the button-which was yet another picture of the Apple logo. Hertzfeld recalls his reaction: "There are too many Apples on the screen! It's ridiculous! We're taking the Apple logo in vain!" A hasty redesign followed, in which bitmap artist Susan Kare poured through in international symbol dictionary and settled on one floral symbol that in Sweden, indicated a noteworthy attraction in a campground. Alternately known as the Gorgon loop, the splat, the infinite loop, and, in the Unicode standard, a "place of interest sign," the command symbol has remained a mainstay on Apple keyboards to this day." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

“They never said *when* they did it.” - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Tailgating isn't worth it." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

STAR TREK - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Now why would aliens do that, when this man, Nick Newcomen, just scrawled out a message on planet Earth in a human language. You can read it in the photo. Newcomen drove for 30 days, through 30 states, for a grand total of 12,238 miles. He had a Qstarz BT-Q1000X as the medium for his message, and it can only seen with Google Earth with the recorded GPS device data. This is probably the biggest sign in the world. It makes the Hollywood letters look like very fine legal print. Only the Great Wall of China could underline these three words." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

CHEW-BACH-A - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

Do you remember Jenny? I bet you do. Unfortunately, the whole story was just a hoax. It was smart and funny, but it still was a fake. The real name of that girl is Elyse Porterfield. She is an actress from Colorado who has recently moved to Los Angeles. - Victor Ryden 美久太阿