Simply Caroline

I have found that laying on my right side in the fetal position with a pillow between my legs is the best position for being on my period

News Anchor girls https://instagram.com/p...

Tabling for a kpfk event. Today. https://instagram.com/p...

Intern photo! https://instagram.com/p...

Good night Twitter. I'm sorry I haven't been around. Just dumping links. But I love you and you have always treated me well. Night.

The only person that complains about good morning texts, is a bitter, broken old man. Who doesn't have 30 seconds to say "good morning"?

The only person that complains about good morning texts, is a bitter broken old man. Who does have 30 seconds to say "good morning"

I'm not going to be your catalyst for change. Or your muse. So all your rough edges can cut me and leave my bruised. No thanks. No more.

That last story made me throw up. Negligence. Someone's getting double the sentencing

I'm no scientist but how was she suppose to back out of her drive way? http://t.co/GziB01McDm

Pregnant woman crushed by gravel truck while workers coached her backing out https://www.youtube.com/watch...

No. We had to bee shortage,Don't you remember? I want to be as passive as protective of the bees as possible @rowast

Can't let the dog outside because there's so many bees outside that I think there is a hive nearby. what do? http://t.co/ndeCvcAmNj

Dear Diary.. People at my new gym are so nice.. Especially the football defensive linemen.. After my… https://instagram.com/p...

"@mathewballard: @thevixy good choice." In color or gloves?

I guess...dodger colors it is .. http://t.co/mY0boXfmBz

Lost one of my black gloves, they only had dodger colors... Ugh... *ducks* http://t.co/DPiFnF4Xwn

I just realized I couldn't sit still waiting for my MMA trainer. I started combing my hair. I have to meditate.. What is this .. Seriously

I'm not obsessed with @LATimesemily feed. She just covers a lot of local LA things.

RT @latimesemily: In case you missed it: Airbnb and other short-term rentals worsen housing shortage, critics say http://fw.to/UKQifhC

The secrets of mad men's use of elevator scenes https://www.youtube.com/watch...

Today I'm training with an MMA fighter. I'm trying to not let that overwhelm me.

This is my dream, to have some really butchy guy do my makeup http://t.co/5UiOtoqnYB

RT @latimesemily: Economic Roundtable, which did study funded by labor federation, now presenting its findings on boosting minimum wage.

RT @latimesemily: Economic Roundtable: Cost of living in L.A. is 36% higher than national average. Income has lost buying power.

What contour palette do you own? I was thinking of Anastasia Of Beverly Hills..

Then the January people come back for the resolutions. And the cycle repeats

The sad part of all this is the gym is empty now. In a week it will be packed again with people trying to get a summer body till jan.

I saw a 15 year old at the gym the other day. Alone. Struggling to fight her weight. No guidance.

How does obesity among children still exist if the act of being the quantifiable self is so addicting. Instant gratification

So this is what I do now. Count my steps. The age of the quantifiable self. Calorie counter. Running app. Heart rate monitor. Intuit.

Walked around Macy's till 9:45 when they kicked me out. I got 2K more steps. Don't give over achievers pedometers. http://t.co/kW9KAkVJt4