Simply Caroline

. friendfeed old timer. happy just about anywhere
At KPFK. On that social media tip.
In the happy shores of insanity reality is just a thing. Like a banana or a jasmine perfume bottle
How many days?
The End Is Nigh - Eric @ CS Techcast
I feel like I'm babysitting my best friends. 1 Mensa genius is enough now I have to deal with 4 bored geniuses. hALP
All 3 of my best friends are unemployed for the first time in our adult lives. And I have to give them homework so they stop bugging me.
Name a city in the middle of the desert in Texas right before Mexico
Zapata. - Steven Perez
ساوجبلاغ - alireza6211
"@tofu916: @thevixy Better than something unrealistic that one would have to call in crazy favors for." You better be breaking people's legs
If any of you pay $8500 for my ransom. means you think I'm worth as much a luxury Acura. I will find you. Hunt you down and kick your ass.
You can buy a luxury Acura for $8500. 6 #CSUN classes. 188 training sessions. 170 manicures. lol
You can't even hire @SweetJames for $8500
What can you buy with $8500?
6 months in Thailand? - Gabrielle
which model of hyundai ? @Eric - Final Countdown - alireza6211
RT @theageofstupld: 19 People Who Probably No Longer Have A Job. #3 Was Definitely Fired Right Away! http://www.dose.com/lists... http://t.co/caFrk9YJz2
More hip exercises at MMA training. Also making sure my wrist is straight when I punch. 💋
I just cried for no reason, after MMA training. My best friends just laughed at me. I hate progesterone hangovers
Met a girl from Victorville at #CSUN. See I'm not the only person from the IE that goes to #CSUN
RT @heatherydoune: I just woke up and one of the snails is sunbathing on the roof of his house! I dunno how he did that… https://instagram.com/p...
Is that JavaScript or .Net, dot net is a database language .... http://t.co/ZHJS5ktLpE
Here are the top programming languages by state http://flip.it/YwG69
though don't think too hard on who the "wheel" is, why they're "squeaking," and what, exactly, is the "grease"
Denise Huskins > Robert Durst @shannonfarren @MrMokelly
Never under estimate the power of comfort food. Even if it's naan or jerk chicken and jasmine rice. Come over and I'll make it for you.
There hasn't been a trial like Jodie or OJ in a while, and Adrian Hernandez is Mehh. Wish he got more coverage.
Oh I'm sorry. Did I distract you? Ha.
RT @lendegroot: Are you a journalist+nerd+artist? We're #hiring. http://www.journalismnext.com/jobdeta... You could be making this: http://graphics.latimes.com/2014-in...
Why is grandpa from the Munsters always trying to bite women's wrists?
There must be some kind of innuendo. Maybe a warped version of kissing their hands? - John (bird whisperer)
I could just finish the Munsters on Netflix. I've been on a witch and creepy kick. I secretly want them to bring back Freddy Krueger
I could also be hungry. Or dehydrated
I have found that laying on my right side in the fetal position with a pillow between my legs is the best position for being on my period
News Anchor girls https://instagram.com/p...
Beautiful - alireza6211