Simply Caroline

At KPFK. On that social media tip.

In the happy shores of insanity reality is just a thing. Like a banana or a jasmine perfume bottle

How many days?

I feel like I'm babysitting my best friends. 1 Mensa genius is enough now I have to deal with 4 bored geniuses. hALP

All 3 of my best friends are unemployed for the first time in our adult lives. And I have to give them homework so they stop bugging me.

Name a city in the middle of the desert in Texas right before Mexico

K.bye.

"@tofu916: @thevixy Better than something unrealistic that one would have to call in crazy favors for." You better be breaking people's legs

If any of you pay $8500 for my ransom. means you think I'm worth as much a luxury Acura. I will find you. Hunt you down and kick your ass.

You can buy a luxury Acura for $8500. 6 #CSUN classes. 188 training sessions. 170 manicures. lol

You can't even hire @SweetJames for $8500

What can you buy with $8500?

RT @theageofstupld: 19 People Who Probably No Longer Have A Job. #3 Was Definitely Fired Right Away! http://www.dose.com/lists... http://t.co/caFrk9YJz2

More hip exercises at MMA training. Also making sure my wrist is straight when I punch. 💋

I just cried for no reason, after MMA training. My best friends just laughed at me. I hate progesterone hangovers

Met a girl from Victorville at #CSUN. See I'm not the only person from the IE that goes to #CSUN

RT @heatherydoune: I just woke up and one of the snails is sunbathing on the roof of his house! I dunno how he did that… https://instagram.com/p...

Is that JavaScript or .Net, dot net is a database language .... http://t.co/ZHJS5ktLpE

Here are the top programming languages by state http://flip.it/YwG69

though don't think too hard on who the "wheel" is, why they're "squeaking," and what, exactly, is the "grease"

Denise Huskins > Robert Durst @shannonfarren @MrMokelly

Never under estimate the power of comfort food. Even if it's naan or jerk chicken and jasmine rice. Come over and I'll make it for you.

There hasn't been a trial like Jodie or OJ in a while, and Adrian Hernandez is Mehh. Wish he got more coverage.

Oh I'm sorry. Did I distract you? Ha.

#selfie #ladyinred #latina #asian #cutie❤️💋 https://instagram.com/p...

RT @lendegroot: Are you a journalist+nerd+artist? We're #hiring. http://www.journalismnext.com/jobdeta... You could be making this: http://graphics.latimes.com/2014-in...

Why is grandpa from the Munsters always trying to bite women's wrists?

I could just finish the Munsters on Netflix. I've been on a witch and creepy kick. I secretly want them to bring back Freddy Krueger

I could also be hungry. Or dehydrated

I have found that laying on my right side in the fetal position with a pillow between my legs is the best position for being on my period

News Anchor girls https://instagram.com/p...