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Dave Roth

Common sensei, critic-at-large, and father of Disaster Girl Meme's Zoe, and her lesser-known brother, Disaster Boy.
Dave Roth
Independence Day, bitches. (at @VirginiaCity, NV w/ 5 others) https://t.co/jA4pxZOGNV
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Parades where candy is thrown the entire time are the best parades.
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.@GregTrout Everywhere. That mustache is a commitment though.
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I think I could get into being a Wyatt Earp cosplay guy. Or at least an Earp brother.
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Look who made the front page of reddit. . . . again. #disastergirl http://www.reddit.com/r...
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My social media content sure drops off when the east coast goes to bed.
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My 3-year-old niece is practically incomprehensible, so I've resorted to tossing Old Gregg lines at her.
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.@superelder Great photo! (plus this is probably the first time I've seen you look at the camera and not the screen) Frame it!
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Double-Double, animal-style, raw onions, cold cheese, extra toast #INO https://twitter.com/Traveli...
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Call me old-fashioned, but for something to be considered a "crime", I think there should be a readily-identifiable victim.
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Low humidity! Yay! (@ Reno-Tahoe International Airport (RNO) w/ 7 others) https://t.co/h3RI1YHOUu
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Las Vegas is beautiful at sunset, but I'm glad to not be staying here. (at @lasairport) https://t.co/etDwNejExP
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I love seeing people lose their shit at the airport.
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.@newsobserver They're already paying to use plastic bags. It's baked into the price of the things they're buying, and hidden from them.
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Yesterday's SCOTUS ruling was nothing but good news for women. http://www.usnews.com/opinion...
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I need to start taking and sharing a shit-ton of photos. You have been forewarned.
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It is possible for both 0bama and Bush to be terrible. You don't have to pick just one.
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Leftists sure are crybabies when they don't get their way.
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I demand that my employer provide me with car insurance! Comprehensive, with no deductible.
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Dave Roth
Drinking a Doggie Style Classic Pale Ale by @flyingdog - https://untappd.com/user...
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Cat desperately wants to go out. JR puts a leash on it and takes it out. Cat is ungrateful.
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Dave Roth
.@trevorcarpenter I think a little Iron Dome action along the US/Mexico border would be appropriate here.
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Dave Roth
When the little dot next to my name is red, and the text says "In a meeting," guess what? I'm in a meeting.
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.@notnixon Isn't 6 > the legal drinking age in Scotland?
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Lock him in now, ladies, at the low introductory rate. #TBT - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
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Nice neighborhoods: where half the people you see are carrying around bags of dog shit.
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Dave Roth
My brother has a pretty ample beer supply. Lets see how much I can remedy that before he gets home.
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Dave Roth
No matter what happens in today's World Cup game, I'm sure every player will still get a ribbon and a juice box.
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RT @JamieRoss7: The @WSJ has calculated how much time each World Cup team has spent writhing on the ground. http://online.wsj.com/article... https://twitter.com/JamieRo...
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.@itskinseyboo My dog ate a whole bag of Hershey's Kisses. No issues. Bonus: shiny poop!
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Dear News Sources: If you tweet links to content that's behind your paywall, you're getting unfollowed.
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Dave Roth
Really tried to enjoy some World Cup. Sincerely. It's like trying to fake an erection.
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