Dave Roth

Common sensei, critic-at-large, and father of Disaster Girl Meme's Zoe, and her lesser-known brother, Disaster Boy.
I get ragey when people take all the available tables before they order. Not cool.
I am going to proceed to bitch about the humidity incessantly. #ncwx
Come pick me up, I've landed. (@ Raleigh-Durham International Airport (RDU) - @rduairport w/ 16 others) https://t.co/AjaojN674E
How does one make a croquembouche, again?
Heard this was a cool airport. No time to find out. (@ Denver International Airport (DEN) - @denairport) https://t.co/E9sxAvgBFM
Leaving Las Vegas, and by Las Vegas I mean Reno. (@ Reno-Tahoe International Airport (RNO)) https://t.co/tFrvZCrR0r
How do my kids have TSA Pre Check when I do not? So not fair!
Found a Doctor Who-themed English pub. Needless to say, Tristan is beside himself.
Finally caught @ Oregon Film Museum http://instagram.com/p...
Remember when my out of office message said I wasn't checking email? That's not bullshit. I'm not checking 'til Monday. #boundaries
Pear brandy FTW! (@ Bagdad Theater & Pub - @captainneon) https://t.co/rniwM0Mk2b
If you can't get @monuts, this will do. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
If you can't get @Mozzef, this will do. @ Vodoo Donut http://instagram.com/p...
My Centipede skills have grown weak over the last 30 years. (@ Ground Kontrol Classic Arcade) https://t.co/fPj3GQEnHV
I just earned the 'Find the Source' badge on @untappd! https://untappd.com/user...
More beer! (at @EclipticBrewing w/ 3 others) https://t.co/wlYeIPtDnS
Ice cream, what else? (@ Ruby Jewel Scoops - @rubyjicecream) https://t.co/iAf4NxNaMh
OK, it's an 8-beer sampler, but still. Hello Portland!... (LSD (Lompoc Special Draft)) https://untappd.com/user... #photo
Aforementioned crêpe #4 with crotchfruit #1 https://twitter.com/Traveli...
FWIW, we've had more crêpes on this trip than burgers. And I'm the one with the food addiction?
Evidently Lime Cucumber Gatorade is a thing.
>.< - LB ❤s FF
I just earned the 'Land of the Free (Level 6)' badge on @untappd! https://untappd.com/user...
Drinking a Bitch Creek ESB (Extra Special Brown) by @grandtetonbrew - https://untappd.com/user...
I just earned the 'Independence Day (2014)' badge on @untappd! https://untappd.com/user... #hoppy4th
.@RunninDonna Of course you did. You're very persuasive.
.@steppek Rubbing your South Carolina-ness in, aren't you?
.@RunninDonna @united Never. Check. Luggage.
My kids brought back take out for themselves from In-N-Out, and ate it in front of me. I must be a horrible dad. #hurtfeelings
Independence Day, bitches. (at @VirginiaCity, NV w/ 5 others) https://t.co/jA4pxZOGNV
Parades where candy is thrown the entire time are the best parades.