Dave Roth

Common sensei, critic-at-large, and father of Disaster Girl Meme's Zoe, and her lesser-known brother, Disaster Boy.
Thanks Dark Sky app. That huge thunderstorm in the middle of the 6-mile hike was not anticipated. Made it back just in time.
Hiking with pFred (@ Little River Regional Park) https://t.co/EJRE5loKGl
.@GregTrout That would've necessitated a stop for a photo, for sure.
Saw a heavy-set woman running in a sauna suit yesterday morning. Expected to see her again on the evening news.
Mebane needs a proper rooftop bar.
Dammit, Rubbermaid salad dressing container, you had ONE JOB!
My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/24/2014: 9,392 steps and 4.3 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user...
Bobby the Bird Brained Ball Boy and Bud - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
RT @harrysiegel: ! RT @Eater: Here's what every trendy restaurant menu looks like: http://eater.com/archive... https://twitter.com/Eater... cc @DPCornerblog
Please, no shirtless running on the employee fitness trails, ma'am.
Zoƫ crashes a Moroccan wedding. #2008 #TBT @ El Jadida, Morocco http://instagram.com/p...
I'd like to get a worm factory. Is that weird?
My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/22/2014: 4,443 steps and 2 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user...
Maybe the Krampus needs to drive the Isetta in the Mebane Christmas Parade.
Steely Dan on the dentist's office speakers. Win!
Presumably, the wife and kids are safe and sound in Haiti. Haven't heard from them (directly) yet.
My Asheville advice would look something like: Beer, food, coffee, music, beer . . . .and the occasional topless chick.
OH at work: "I've been all through Europe." and "I've been to A LOT of spas." Any way that's not grating and blowhardy?
Crowded House on the gas station speakers. Win!
RT @tarheeltroll: BREAKING: #Obama to announce a stern Twitter hashtag against all this Russian aggression.
Just saw a billboard for Smashburger. Very intrigued.
.@notnixon What's your temperature and humidity there? I suspect I'm going to be envious.
Before you send a job to the large format printer, make sure you know where in the company it was secretly moved to.
RT @lkofmehl: Hey @Forbes, check out #MyTopCollege, @penn_state .. @PSUBlueBand is the best in the land! https://twitter.com/lkofmeh...
It must be really awkward to be a drummer in a band with two drummers. Like a musical DP scene.
If you're wearing a sport coat or suit jacket in this weather, you look like a tool. Regardless.
My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/13/2014: 4,575 steps and 2.1 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user...
.@shelbrannan @itskinseyboo @extramediumAlex @tiffersnc You people only met yesterday? Unpossible!
More coffee, less attitude than the donut place. (at @CocoaCinnamon w/ 2 others) https://t.co/NSSpwDdwy2
I'm at @MonutsDonuts (Durham, NC) w/ 4 others https://t.co/ID7XMIHLTD
I get ragey when people take all the available tables before they order. Not cool.
I am going to proceed to bitch about the humidity incessantly. #ncwx