Damn, I'm the last one in the office again.
Aug 1, 2014
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Dave Roth
Common sensei, critic-at-large, and father of Disaster Girl Meme's Zoe, and her lesser-known brother, Disaster Boy.
.@NBCPhiladelphia "Free Beach"? What other kind is there? #obx
Aug 1, 2014
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My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/31/2014: 9,042 steps and 4.1 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user...
Aug 1, 2014
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I wish Mebane had trucks that went up and down the street spraying a fog of DDT.
Jul 31, 2014
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Always use the "Presenter" link. It allows you to mute other people anonymously.
Jul 31, 2014
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Hiking flip-flops, or standard? RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: Woman wearing flip-flops slips over cliff and falls to death... http://www.myfoxny.com/story...
Jul 31, 2014
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80's hair band reunion tour? RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: Europe and Asia on alert... http://news.yahoo.com/uk-hold...
Jul 31, 2014
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.@NBCPhiladelphia @SEPTA . . .yet their conductors and fare-collection systems were strangely still in use on active trains. Cash only.
Jul 31, 2014
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.@MercuryX Was he breaking a law?
Jul 31, 2014
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Mounting a preemptive strike against the bed bugs that may or may not be in the kids' luggage. Taking no chances.
Jul 31, 2014
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My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/30/2014: 20,320 steps and 11.2 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user...
Jul 31, 2014
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The kids are getting their Chick-fil-A fix before coming home from RDU. What, no Chick-fil-A in Haiti?
Jul 31, 2014
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Better than razing it? Not sure. RT @thetimesnews: After fits and starts, White Furniture project set to move forward http://www.thetimesnews.com/news...
Jul 31, 2014
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So you're driving on the interstate with your four-way flashers on and your headlights off. You're an asshole.
Jul 30, 2014
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Where did this rain come from? I have wash on the line!
Jul 30, 2014
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"Nobody knows how they're going to die. Unless you're a smoker. Then it's cancer. You're going to die of cancer." -Limmy
Jul 30, 2014
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My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/29/2014: 7,678 steps and 4.3 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user...
Jul 30, 2014
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Marching band uniforms are really peculiar. That's the nicest way I can say that.
Jul 30, 2014
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A friend's husband could very well be the next mayor of Atlanta. That would be interesting, to say the least.
Jul 30, 2014
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Win for the good guys MT @EmilyMiller: DC police- Non residents can possess a gun if legal 2 carry in home state or have valid carry permit.
Jul 29, 2014
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.@WRAL Should read "Tanners beginning to get what they knew they had coming. Chickens coming home to roost at 11."
Jul 29, 2014
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Just had an Internet photography argument and didn't even have to play my trump card. That was fun.
Jul 29, 2014
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.@itskinseyboo If it's the sink drain, that's a lot easier than messing with valves and faucets. Old house, huh?
Jul 29, 2014
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.@itskinseyboo Where is it leaking? Sink repairs are pretty straightforward, and YouTube is your best friend here.
Jul 29, 2014
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Sometimes demonic possession is just dehydration and heat stroke.
Jul 29, 2014
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.@RunninDonna Planning on not hearing the WWII Air Raid siren every time a tree limb falls or a cat gets stuck in a tree.
Jul 29, 2014
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That new, huge debt-obligation fire house can't get here soon enough.
Jul 29, 2014
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So proud of my kids. Sounds like they saw through some serious bullshit today.
Jul 29, 2014
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.@mel_ball Not a recent issue, but I discussed this with a local TV channel a while back.
Jul 28, 2014
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Dear local news: If I supply you with photos, you supply me with money. This is how it works.
Jul 28, 2014
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Thanks Dark Sky app. That huge thunderstorm in the middle of the 6-mile hike was not anticipated. Made it back just in time.
Jul 27, 2014
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Hiking with pFred (@ Little River Regional Park) https://t.co/EJRE5loKGl
Jul 27, 2014
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