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Dave Roth

Common sensei, critic-at-large, and father of Disaster Girl Meme's Zoe, and her lesser-known brother, Disaster Boy.
Dave Roth
.@JoeJurney Good point. Maybe more teleworkers and transient professionals would be interested with the right amenities nearby.
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.@NBCPhiladelphia Yet never any talk of doing away with this dangerous sport.
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.@JoeJurney May not be an issue. Hardly anyone I know who lives in Mebane works in Mebane. It's a bedroom community for parts East.
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.@WXMoose Like when Lyle Lovett married Julia Roberts, both men deserved better.
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When Tombstone is on, nothing else is getting done.
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.@jeremybrooks I'm all for weird chip flavors, but sweet never crossed my mind. Willing to try them anyway.
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If I were in a band, I wouldn't want to be in one that required me to always sport a goofy hat.
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.@itskinseyboo @extramediumAlex Was yesterday your anniversary as well? If so, congrats!
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.@JoeJurney Derelict White Furniture factory in Mebane should've been razed 15 years ago, but since it wasn't, this is good.
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As opposed to what, brown? RT @NBCPhiladelphia: If you see green water in the Delaware River... don't be alarmed: http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/video...
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.@NBCPhiladelphia "Down the shore." That's atrocious. Stop that.
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Every new car ad has always been, and will always be, a waste of my time.
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.@RDUAirport Everyone carries their own stuff, and no checked baggage. . . ever.
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.@tthornb @thetimesnews @JoeJurney Hopefully, this will help downtown Mebane reach critical mass for living, shopping, dining, and drinking.
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Listened to a cowoker spend 4x as long on the phone finding a tag renewal office location than it would've taken to renew online.
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Auto-sensing headlights are not ready for prime time.
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If you're going to be stupid, at least be quiet.
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.@itskinseyboo It's not aggressive, it's assertive. I know that's considered rude in The South, but it's appropriate.
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When is it appropriate to cut one's nails in your open-plan shared office space?
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.@itskinseyboo https://twitter.com/Traveli...
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People who die in hording "mishaps" should get viking funerals.
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I fear it's going to cost me more to recover the data from my 1TB NAS than it did to purchase it.
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.@RunninDonna He's probably union, so . . . .never happen.
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The sentence for corruption should probably be life imprisonment without possibility of parole.
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.@NBCPhiladelphia I hope they let him finish. No need to waste innocent crab cakes.
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.@ABC11_WTVD She should probably resign, you know, just to be safe.
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"Here comes the really horrible part of the song. Let's stand right under the speaker!" -ZR/TR
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Does it come with a dial-up modem? https://twitter.com/Traveli...
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.@radleybalko How many times is the question.
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I often have a beer on biz trips. Same thing MT @MercuryX: Montco senator admits to using marijuana during taxpayer-funded trip to Colorado
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Damn, I'm the last one in the office again.
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.@NBCPhiladelphia "Free Beach"? What other kind is there? #obx
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