Andy Bakun

Gentleman Hacker; Artifex; Raconteur; At Large; Coder laureate; Victim of Arbitrariness; people think I'm a Consummate Snowball Artist
AIR: San Francisco 7.2K by Vincent Laforet - Storehouse - https://www.storehouse.co/stories...
Stunning Photos of San Francisco From Above - The Bold Italic - San Francisco - http://www.thebolditalic.com/article...
Awesome. - Stephen Mack
Vincent LaForet - good stuff! - Brian Johns
Resort
BuckyIsotope: The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant. - https://twitter.com/BuckyIs...
— @timrobertson "businesses want to provide a service, but only if you can pay for it." Dude, I can see you jumping the shark from here.
• @sophaskins "Volvo — they're boxy but they're good." ~ Crazy People, 1990.
"Forget Paris. The French can be annoying. Come to Greece. We're nicer." - chaz2b
RT @florianheigl1: zfs->btrfs crossbow->ovs dtrace->[several] containers->containers smf->systemd pattern: Groundbreaking -> shit clone.
• @natpryce wouldn't it be easier and more straight forward to correlate perf metrics with cron logs showing job start and finish time?
faris: Underbutt & Sideboob superhero duo - https://twitter.com/faris...
edw519: Problem? Good Dev: Boss made bad decision. Better Dev: Boss didn't ask us. Best Dev: Boss asked us, ignored us, & still made bad decision. - https://twitter.com/edw519...
Cities: Skylines mod completely recreates GTAV's Los Santos - PC Gamer - http://www.pcgamer.com/cities-...
spacerog: War on Poverty, War on Want, War on Cancer, War on Christmas, War on Graffitti. Cyberwar. - https://twitter.com/spacero...
maccaw: Every programmer tries to solve project management or email at least once during their career. - https://twitter.com/maccaw...
mountain_ghosts: Yet Another Apparently Declarative But Annoyingly Procedural Ruby DSL - https://twitter.com/mountai...
Cryptoterra: biceps are lookin tight bro but how swole is your heart, the most important muscle - https://twitter.com/Cryptot...
GuyInYourMFA: My piece is entirely in the passive voice to represent the passivity of the post-war generations. - https://twitter.com/GuyInYo...
mckeay: I have got to remember that “May God have mercy on your soul.” is not the same as “Congratulations”. - https://twitter.com/mckeay...
markkawika: There are two kinds of programmers: Those who can read regular expressions, and those who dislike Perl. - https://twitter.com/markkaw...
OH: "When two bubbles of equal magnitude collide, the 5th dimension giggles."
_thwarted on BBS days! - http://www.reddit.com/r...
"I remember I had some special settings that let me "overclocked" my Commodore modem from 300 baud to 450 baud, which really cut down on the warez transfer time." - Andy Bakun
• @Roguelazer I hate this trend of "patch the client to fix server issues". There are fewer of the latter.
RT @charliepark: Little did you know that Lucky is a weird mashup of Jesus and a Time Lord. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... http://t.co/S1BkFQvHGN
"Big Taco"
A mature, non-whiny perspective on SF. Probably because the author's mom was there. http://www.thebolditalic.com/article... http://t.co/LhcYtaFmJS
lusis: Dove Men's care - newports and coffee "flavor" - https://twitter.com/lusis...
patio11: "How are you going to beat BigCo at payments?" "We plan on mostly executing and will not spend ad budget on cheddar cheese and maple syrup." - https://twitter.com/patio11...
Thanks to everyone who helped celebrate my birthday. And to those who couldn't be bothered: fuck you.
Happy birthday! - Spidra Webster
Fuck you! :) - Brent Schaus
"Before Java, every error was a single line rather than a 50 line stack trace" ~ @docta_v
RT @lozzd: @petecheslock over & over their talks are "boring" where "boring" is a stable, sensible mature infrastructure. Trying to do the same myself.
• @maiab are you endorsed for "stone cold badass" on LinkedIn?
• @sophaskins I'm a big fan of Janice. Always has the best overheard lines when everyone stops talking at once.
sophaskins: "His favorite muppet was *Ralph*" "Well you should have seen it coming and dumped him right then." - https://twitter.com/sophask...