Andy Bakun

Gentleman Hacker; Artifex; Raconteur; At Large; Coder laureate; Victim of Arbitrariness; people think I'm a Consummate Snowball Artist
— @eklitzke Poked a bit, then I concluded that the primary difference was most likely using the strings "vdir" & "ls", rather than argv[0].
mosheroperandi: @eklitzke God, even just listing the contents of a directory, you still manage to be a hipster. - https://twitter.com/moshero...
flangy: Sneakernet of Things - https://twitter.com/flangy...
When you find just the right series of emojis to communicate the level of frustration. http://t.co/WE3qSgFPyL
"emojis are fine until someone tries to claim the high nibble of the pink sparkles" ~ emitted by markov IRC bot, not sure how random.
"It takes three lines of code to call a function in go!" ~ @meatmanek
De Game of Thrones à Gravity : un hipster parisien regarde tout en VHS : golem13 - http://golem13.fr/hipster...
rhettford: @Roguelazer extra points if all the approved hackathon projects come from execs. - https://twitter.com/rhettfo...
• @Roguelazer I once spent a month in the results of a 48 hour hackathon.
RT @roguelazer: And trying to use it as your only team-building is crazy. Your team shouldn’t need to meet each other in a high-pressure "failure incubator"
RT @roguelazer: On a scale of one to stupid, weekend "hackathons" at large enterprise companies where you build things in 48h to go in prod are an 11.
Free Pocky from the Free Pocky truck at Yerba Buena Gardens! http://t.co/NN2AmvECEV
What happened in the past that they had to have a rule for "Goonies never say die"? An awesome Goonies Prequel would show us.
Network Manager applet bug: wont render in the XFCE systray w/out frobbing the global "display compositing" setting. http://t.co/94SsvXFH9C
RT @ubergeekgirl: Join the club http://t.co/km1O0e8jgJ
RT @bipartisanism: How to survive a police encounter: #WalterScott http://t.co/yR83s6tgqi
edw519: Hacker News is the Microsoft of programmer forums, well established but with too much baggage to do anything innovative. - https://twitter.com/edw519...
edw519: unable + knowledge = junior junior + skill = average average + experience = good good + imagination = excellent - https://twitter.com/edw519...
Casting reviews for @amazon Home Services must have been grueling. The piles of headshots, candidates eating everythi http://t.co/LSlU1o73uA
edw519: I notice an inverse correlation between the amount one has accomplished and their propensity to judge others. - https://twitter.com/edw519...
Ristolable: *Man walks up to a dumpster fire, throws a match into it* NARRATOR: Twitter dot com. Join the conversation. - https://twitter.com/Ristola...
MrJamesReeves: It's perfectly acceptable to say 'goodbye' in person or over the telephone, yet it somehow transforms an email into a suicide note. - https://twitter.com/MrJames...
"I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee" — Achewood § September 7, 2005 - http://achewood.com/index...
"I ain't 'of gravity!' I'm in good shape!" - Andy Bakun
Refactoring this yak so it can be shaved more efficiently.
RT @thomas_violence: hot tip for software engineers: if youre at a new job be sure to impress everyone by making obvious criticisms of an old codebase
"easier plopability"
"Yeah, Zeus had *a lot* of sex." ~ @AndrewTribone explaining mythology.
RT @moustache: @thwarted I was sure they were going to disappear after the first scene. "A vacation from ourselves. That's what you said, Roger."
RT @fulligin: John Oliver goes to FUCKING RUSSIA to interview Edward Snowden. Fourteen minutes in and on are pure magic: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Tonight's episode of Mad Men. http://t.co/MdiBKdsZbV
Be careful when transporting Cadbury Caramel Eggs via toy trains and LEGO vehicles, they have a tendency to leak.
• @hopefulcyborg I always put my programs at 49152 on the C64.