RT @coda: @moonpolysoft That's how I invented the "Sink The Bismuth", which is room-temp pear vodka with a splash of Pepto-Bismol in it.
Mar 30, 2015
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frazelledazzell: I hope you can all imagine the immense joy I felt when I read "GNU/Butts to fork kernel" this morning - https://twitter.com/frazell...
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systemd forking Linux (or making an independent distro) wasn't done years ago because then we would have ignored it like all fringe forks.
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The floppy disk as the Save icon may be bad, but the iconic representation for in-home visual entertainment is still a CRT with an aerial.
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tbquirk: I'm seeing "smug" used more frequently in contexts where it seems to mean "smarter than me and disagrees." - https://twitter.com/tbquirk...
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Just like "troll" often means "someone who points out how full of shit I am" or "one who states facts I don't want to hear". "Condescending" now means "someone who uses words I'm too lazy to look up".
- Anika
JohnDCook: It's hard to obey the law when after diligent research you still don't know what the law is and official sources contradict each other. - https://twitter.com/JohnDCo...
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lusis: actually it's about determinism in init systems - https://twitter.com/lusis...
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hirojin: how it is: a product manager comes up with features, and tells a technical project manager to implement then until a deadline. - https://twitter.com/hirojin...
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hirojin: Rakefile: Taking 30+ years of lessons learned from Makefiles and ignoring all of them. — @rnelson0 - https://twitter.com/hirojin...
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markimbriaco: If it's hard to install, think about how hard it's going to be to manage once it's actually in production. - https://twitter.com/markimb...
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UncleDynamite: No one tells the boy poking a beached whale that he's about to initiate a stench event that can't be removed with a wire brush & gasoline. - https://twitter.com/UncleDy...
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RT @lusis: "Automated our DevOps" what the fuck....
Mar 30, 2015
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dongattack: Top 5 Mental Illnesses Missing From The DSM-V:
5.March Madness
4.Wrestlemania
3.Lawnbowling Agitation
2.Tennis Angst
1.Huge Fart Syndrome - https://twitter.com/dongatt...
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moonpolysoft: Actually, it's Seinfeld's Monster. Seinfeld is the comedian. - https://twitter.com/moonpol...
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b0rk: suddenly tempted to contribute to open source projects, and only ever improve terrible error messages - https://twitter.com/b0rk...
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SamGrittner: L. Ron Hubbard's real name is Literally Ron Hubbard. - https://twitter.com/SamGrit...
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RT @onestartupaday: Startup of the day mention goes to the most amazing API: @easypost, a simple API to send packages through USPS, FedEx, UPS and others. #API
Mar 29, 2015
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• @jpetazzo That's some next level shit: taking two weeks to get systemd into a state that it comes in out of the box.
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SwiftOnSecurity: Robots aren't people.
Companies are people.
Make a robot a company.
Robots are now people. - https://twitter.com/SwiftOn...
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RT @rhettford: "The temptation to violate privacy by the monitoring of all domestic communication may at some point be too great." http://nullhole.com/2015...
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theitskeptic: “The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.”
Bertrand Russell - https://twitter.com/theitsk...
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patio11: @StartupLJackson @dhh Keep in mind that you're discussing unicorns with a horse that has a prominent horn in its forehead. - https://twitter.com/patio11...
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• @rhoml @petecheslock /usr/bin/cookiesd. That's right, I'm old school.
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I'm not sure that Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean", a song about a paternity dispute, is the ideal song for a wedding.
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OH: (at a wedding) "I didn't know piñatas sweat."
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shutupmikeginn: Gentle reminder that your belly is full of puke at all times. Have a great day - https://twitter.com/shutupm...
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RT @slatevault: USDA/Forest Service's Cocktail Construction chart, 1974 http://buff.ly/1D9Y52g via @USNatArchives http://t.co/kngIzIwKEA
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Fun_Beard: Actually, Frankenberry was the scientist. - https://twitter.com/Fun_Bea...
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mokomull: Just watched BART police walk by with a biohazard container. Probably not the best of signs. - https://twitter.com/mokomul...
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• @Roguelazer Fast. On time. Hastily done. Pick two.
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RT @roguelazer: Oh, wait, that has nothing to do with the number of engineers you have. False alarm.
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