• @Roguelazer Fast. On time. Hastily done. Pick two.
Mar 28, 2015
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Andy Bakun
Gentleman Hacker; Artifex; Raconteur; At Large; Coder laureate; Victim of Arbitrariness; people think I'm a Consummate Snowball Artist
RT @roguelazer: Oh, wait, that has nothing to do with the number of engineers you have. False alarm.
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RT @roguelazer: At what point do you have enough engineers that you can stop doing a shitty job on everything because of time pressure?
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• @ThrillistSF Great views, east and west. The windows are what I imagine what it's like to be inside the Millennium Falcon.
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TheRealKalvano: what leads people to side with power i dont understand did you fuckin rat other kids out to the recess moms when you were a kid too jesus - https://twitter.com/TheReal...
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abt_programming: "Cool is a detail, useful is a quality" - Jason Fried - https://twitter.com/abt_pro...
Mar 27, 2015
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doltEvan: The real reason Bugs Bunny was always going through Albuquerque. - https://twitter.com/doltEva...
Mar 27, 2015
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OH: "This problem is way below my pay grade as a father."
Mar 27, 2015
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Jennifer Dittrich
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Aloof Schipperke
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RT @gsuberland: You want policy? I'll give you two: Bullshit until proven truth. Innocent until proven guilty.
Mar 27, 2015
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That's So CAJ!
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"applying the pepper" "routinely rotate peppers" "endlessly nesting peppers"
Mar 27, 2015
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GonzoHacker: The 10 most terrifying words in the English language: I'm from the Internet and I'm here for the lulz - https://twitter.com/GonzoHa...
Mar 27, 2015
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current status: "Error: NEAR declared variable"
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RT @jtotheatothecob: shout out to @easypost for having really fast turnaround on support emails, I've never built a webstore before and it makes life easier. :D
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5 year old goes to the bathroom and announces "I need some piracy" as he closes the door. I think he might be using bittorrent in there.
Mar 27, 2015
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mattdpearce: Why Don't They Make The Entire Plane Out Of Air Marshals - https://twitter.com/mattdpe...
Mar 26, 2015
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"You ever install an FTP server on a mainframe?" "I've never even seen a mainframe." "Have you seen The Matrix?"
Mar 26, 2015
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Victor Ganata
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• @sophaskins This would be impossible, there is no tool that no one hates. Herding cats and all that.
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patrickdebois: i think config mgmt focuses too much on the state and not enough on the interactions between states - https://twitter.com/patrick...
Mar 26, 2015
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OH: "I'll be there in the second. We're increasing shareholder value over here, so you'll have to wait."
Mar 26, 2015
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imabonehead
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"The Golden Girls" intro is one of the many 80s television videos that make up my screensaver.
Mar 26, 2015
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michelleisawolf: Apple is Gretchen. And the Apple Watch is fetch - https://twitter.com/michell...
Mar 26, 2015
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"Life Without Ops, Why Ops Exist" — https://ma.ttias.be/life-wi... http://t.co/LQacBP5rr2
Mar 25, 2015
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CW
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Fuck, this was supposed to burn the trash, not burn itself. http://t.co/nQee1pLd5K
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LocutusTips: Locutus assimilation tip: Everyone is special in exactly the same way. - https://twitter.com/Locutus...
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Character Encodings For Modern Programmers - http://blog.gatunka.com/2014...
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lintzston: @standaloneSA my greatest weakness? Spicy chicken sandwiches - https://twitter.com/lintzst...
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• @lusis the only way to fight pulseaudio is randomly, otherwise it learns to predict your moves.
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natpryce: If you go down the microservice architecture route you've got to drop your monolithic attitude to deployment - https://twitter.com/natpryc...
Mar 25, 2015
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moonpolysoft: Pretty weird how the people who live in east bumblefuck advocate the hardest for remote work. - https://twitter.com/moonpol...
Mar 25, 2015
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iamdevloper: “How can we improve this PHP code?”
CMD A + ⌫ - https://twitter.com/iamdevl...
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