MiniMage

The most frustrating blend of impulsive hooligan and timid wallflower you will ever meet!
LivingSocial hacked, affecting 50 million customers - http://money.cnn.com/2013...
Eau De Colon – Why Something Smells Funny On Twitter - AllTwitter - http://www.mediabistro.com/alltwit...
oh, my! I can imagine! Reminds me when I was online for a Microsoft-sponsored chat about Tablet PCs. MS MVPs and even industry folks attended these chats. I was using the Tablet Input Panel, and I wrote that I was saving for a new computer. The TIP translated that as "Sexing for a new..." One of the MVPs/hosts said, "This is NOT that type of chat channel." I was mortified, and apologized and explained that the TIP translated my writing wrong. She said no worries, it wouldn't be left in when the chat log was posted by the MS Tablet Team. She also cautioned people not to share the transcripts until the final version was posted. Sadly, when I checked the transcript later, my messed-up comment was still in there. - MiniMage
I am always careful when i type disk drive or docking station. - Mike Nencetti
At my old job, someone at the help desk made that typo; rhe PC was giving a disk error when the user tried to boot up. The support center rep's entry was, "User said she checked, and it had no <guess>." I can't remember what someone said to me five minutes ago, but I may never forget that, and it happened over a decade ago. - MiniMage
A few of my most famous chat room quotes were from hitting L when I should have hit the K key that was next to it. There is a big difference in meaning between "kick" and "lick". And a good friend of mine invented a new word that we will never let him forget, when he made the same typo, transforming "wonderful" into "wonderfuk". And he had a fantastic idea to save us all from our most embarrassing typos: http://omgplzstfukthx.blogspot.com/2008... - April Russo (FForever!)
So, I learned from Facebook tonight that children can get trapped in their underwear and require extrication. The hugs and butterfly kisses totally make up for that, right?
Probably not a good idea to cook when you've been drinking #gonnamissthattonguetomorrow
I really don't think Facebook needs to suggest pages to me that I've already "Liked."
Me to my friend: "I like ya." His response: "I want a banjoe [sic]." And he wonders why I don't have the courage to tell someone else how I feel about him! hehehe
Wow, so "Liking" one of your photos is a criterion for being blocked by you? See ya, and have a great life!"
There’s a clinically detached side of me that is absolutely fascinated by my ability to have an emotional reaction strong enough to make me feel as though my chest has been scraped clean of its organs, leaving me with no ability to breathe. - http://minimage.tumblr.com/post...
Last night, I dreamed my parents gave me a Lotus. I hardly even know what a Lotus is. I dreamed I was driving it around town and visiting the offices of people I knew. Then I realized I was sitting too low and needed to adjust the seat. After adjusting the seat, it was hard for me to depress the clutch.
I think the next person who gets a country song stuck in my head should be punched. "Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down" is might effing depressing, and "Wagon Wheel" is silly. How can a wagon wheel rock anyone? All they do is roll! I don't even like country music. Grrr.
I am resisting the temptation to post URLs to cool country tunes here (all vintage, of course). - Spidra Webster
Miley Cyrus did a "Jolene" you might like better, from her "Backyard Sessions" - WarLord
Johnny Cash - Sunday Morning Coming Down - YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
I do not like country music, and I think this is the saddest song in the world, but it's been on my mind on Sundays, ever since someone posted it on Facebook months ago. - MiniMage
I'm all buzzy inside, 'cuz I got to watch #Louisville start their national championship run in Rupp Arena in March! Watched the 1st two rounds (or, if you count the 68, like the NCAA does, the 2nd & 3rd rounds). Note: if you ever get to watch anything @ Rupp, if you can afford better, DON'T sit in upper arena. Those seats are horribly constructed!
Bake a Bone
We argued about whether Louisville or Syracuse would win the tourney, until he stopped working where I work. When the Kentucky women's bball team lost to UConn in the Elite 8, he texted me with "hahah, hope u not sad...uconn." I texted him during Syracuse's half-time tonight to let him know Louisville was in the Final...
I'm trying to convince myself not to text again to gloat. - MiniMage
Elena Delle Donne is a beast, but she needed a team with her to defeat #UKHoops. As a Kentucky alum, I'm awed by her ability, but glad that Delaware went down in the NCAA Sweet 16 to my Kentucky Wildcats. She and Kentucky's Samarie Walker were nearly teammates at UConn.
You don't hear me
Ferrero Eggs: Hazelnut & Cocoa - Candy Blog - http://www.candyblog.net/blog...
The blog says they are only good, not great, but they have supplanted Cadbury, as far as I'm concerned! - MiniMage
Haven't seen these in the stores around me but will be on the lookout. - Spidra Webster
I spent two months in a summer program at Meharry Medical College long ago. This photo makes me realize that I never really saw Nashville at all. - http://minimage.tumblr.com/post...
Samsung’s Unicorn Apocalypse is a real Google Play Store game - http://m.androidauthority.com/samsung...
I told you last year that you didn't need to text me reminders to change my clocks, because my computers let me know. Please stop!
Yep, pretty much...
their... than... um, OK. - Kamilah Reed (K. Gill)
Hypocrites @ San Diego Christian College fire woman for alleged pre-marital sex, offer her job to her boyfriend. http://www.slate.com/blogs...
"Christian" colleges are notorious for this. A local one expels female students for having sex with their male boyfriends who also attend the school. The males do not get expelled. Ever. - Anika
RASCAL!!!!!!!!
"Which way did he go, George?" Bunnies implicated in the demise of Neanderthals - life - 01 March 2013 - New Scientist - http://www.newscientist.com/article...
Ok, Reality, you've invited me to the Dance of Disappointment once again. Cue the music!
Oh, me of little faith! I ended up doing the Happy Dance for hours! - MiniMage
Don't be a cheerleader for the other team's qb
Snape was in Lincoln?
Congrats, Kentucky Wildcats, on your win against Mizzou. UK Hoops, my thoughts will be with you as you face LSU in Baton Rouge! #gobigblue