Brett Kelly

Married, Anglican Father of Two. Crappy Programmer, Crappier Writer. I work for Evernote. http://nerdgap.com
My sweet little boy is 9 today. Crazy.
Thank God for @robertbruce.
Somebody got access to my email account last night. 100s of NDRs in my inbox with spammy subjects. Rad.
Too much nicotine.
RT @shawnblanc: Here it is, guys. The big update to Delight is in the Details. https://t.co/emRaCiS21P https://twitter.com/shawnbl...
I need to make a very basic genealogy chart. Is OmniGraffle the best tool on the Mac for that?
Shout out to @norcross for reminding how freaking awesome the Misfits were.
Sigh of relief.
If anybody would like motion sickness symptoms without actually moving, simply watch my daughter play Minecraft for 30 seconds.
USPS just brung me something I’ve been anxiously awaiting. Thanks @studioneat! https://twitter.com/inkedmn...
Looking forward to dinner at @BurgerParlor with the kids.
Kyrie Eleison.
Shot and a beer, Doris.
Pinboard Turns Five (Pinboard Blog) — https://blog.pinboard.in/2014... (via @instapaper)
Three hours of sleep. I’m no doctor, but that doesn’t feel like enough.
Been sitting wide awake in my backyard for the last two hours. Need to be up for Mass in two more. This sucks.
For those watching at home, the pizza was magnificent.
It’s hard to articulate how [expletive] proud of @imyke I am. You’ll never meet a harder worker or a kinder man, I promise. So much love.
Just ordered a gluten-full pizza.
Just almost (inadvertently) ashed into my whiskey, if you’re wondering what kind of day I’m having.
First hand tattoo. Boom. @ Olde Tyme Tattoo http://instagram.com/p...
Looks like tomorrow is new tattoo day. Stoked.
Today: phone call with my spiritual director followed by having our new-ish home blessed by our Bishop. Now, email and a touch of whiskey.
Where’s a reputable place to buy an SSL certificate that won’t cost an arm and a leg (like Symantec)?
The Saturday Night Roll has jalapeño on top and it's sitting in some kind of cream sauce. So there's… http://instagram.com/p...
Perseverance.
What’s the best place to research one’s family tree? I don’t mind paying, I just need reliable info without a lot of ads and other bullcrap.
Dear people who send angry, entitled emails with Bible verses in the signature, You’re making us look bad. Please stop. Love, Uncle Brett
Not being able to sleep is pretty rad you guys.
New mod, new juice. Add beer and let simmer protected from the shade of the summer sun. https://twitter.com/inkedmn...