Brett Kelly

Married, Anglican Father of Two. Crappy Programmer, Crappier Writer. I work for Evernote. http://nerdgap.com
RT @jasonglaspey: Everyone, vote for this amazing Panel for SXSW on digital publishing with @inkedmn @delk and @taragentile http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/vote...
T-minus one hour until we head to LGB, then Seattle. Boom.
RT @imyke: I’m so excited to unveil Relay FM. Premiering Monday 18th August. Find out more about what we’re up to here: http://relay.fm/hello
Looks like we’re going to be in the San Juan Islands for a couple of weeks. Might need to get drinks with @mikevardy and @pjrvs.
Holy crap. @ Bodhi Leaf Trading Co.-Coffee http://instagram.com/p...
My first attempt at a "Sleeper Build" and it's working perfectly. This is a fun hobby. http://instagram.com/p...
Time to rebuild some atomizers.
As an Ontraport customer, I’m more than a little disquieted by how many accidental marketing emails I get from them. Get it together, guys.
RT @robertbruce: Unusually Short Stories are now on iTunes. A perfect literary diversion when you are on the toilet: https://itunes.apple.com/us...
*throws hands up*
What’s the best cocktail recipe app for iOS?
In terms of traffic, a link from Lifehacker used to bring the mother-kissing *ruckus*. Not so much anymore.
Noah: not bad, felt four hours long, and the only Aronofsky movie I’ve seen that didn’t leave me wanting to scrub my brain with bleach.
“Forget it. My guess is this the singing bush.”
Probably awful advice, but a stiff drink in the afternoon blunts a multitude of parental annoyances.
Turns out one of our cat’s favorite toys is the little cincture that comes tied around Frangelico bottles. Whodathunkit.
Early birthday present to myself: (authentic) Kindred mod with an IGO-W 6. Itsa nice. http://instagram.com/p...
Life and the world feel far less insane after I speak to one of three people: my therapist, my spiritual director, and my accountant.
Are estate settlement scams on http://www.ancestry.com/ a thing?
I’m inside a Walmart if anybody’s wondering how much I love my son.
Though he slay me, yet will I trust him.
We don’t have an avocado tree, but I found a half-eaten avocado in the backyard. I did some research and WebMD says I have lupus.
Going to bed sober, in good spirits, and at a decent hour. Suck it, depression.
My sweet little boy is 9 today. Crazy.
Thank God for @robertbruce.