Brett Kelly

Not being able to sleep is pretty rad you guys.

New mod, new juice. Add beer and let simmer protected from the shade of the summer sun. https://twitter.com/inkedmn...

TIL the vaping community has more than its share of super helpful people.

Nothing like a huge pyrotechnic finale a block away to scare the living pudding out of my sleeping kids. Thanks Obama.

Pro parenting tip: a dozen sparklers are way more fun than just one and probably safe or whatever. http://instagram.com/p...

Annual fireworks barge construction by roseleno http://instagram.com/p...

Bought this one special. http://instagram.com/p...

10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings — https://medium.com/comedy-...

Welp, I didn’t plan to be up before 5am today, but here we are.

All ready for my guest appearance on the Mikes on Mics podcast in a couple of minutes http://instagram.com/p...

Nothing obliterates cigarette cravings like a good dripping atomizer. If you’re vape-curious, consider starting there.

RT @MSchechter: Looking forward to talking with @inkedmn tonight for this week’s episode of Mikes on Mics. Let me know if you have questions for the man!

Cue Boyz 2 Men’s “End of the Road”

*turns off the tv*

Barroom soccer, baybay. @ Stadium Tavern http://instagram.com/p...

#NowPlaying "Playing with the Boys" by Kenny Loggins on @Rdio: https://www.rdio.com/artist...

Pretty excited to watch USA/Belgium with pals in a little bit.

PSA: the next edition of Evernote Essentials is going to cost more. Existing customers get the upgrade for free. https://members.nerdgap.com/order-e...

RT @MacSparky: If you are interested in MacSparky Field Guides, right now would be a good time to sign up for the mailing list. https://t.co/ryU1GVQLK4

RT @ErikJFisher: Beyond the To-Do List is BACK from hiatus! Joining me is Brett Kelly @inkedmn Author of Evernote Essentials! http://beyondthetodolist.com/evernot...

Deep breaths.

I don’t want to alarm anybody, but the initialism form of Long Island Iced Tea is “LIIT.” As in, that person is Liiiiit.

Sitting at a bar with two uniformed clergy. I can’t decide if I look like meager muscle or like I’m in church custody.

I have to say, I was skeptical as to how well the Shelterwood books from @FieldNotesBrand would hold together, but they’re really sturdy.

Not to be overly dramatic, but the next version of Evernote Essentials is going to be really good. And really different.

If you think I’m not bothered by my neglecting to use an en dash in that bullet/movie crack, you’re wrong. Also, I have problems.

Movie-making rule #496: bullets removed from people must always be dropped into metal receptacles from a height of 2-4″.

How to properly add lime to a bottle of Mexican beer — http://nerdgap.com/how-to-...

Thoroughly exhausted. Great birthday for my little girl.

In line for Matterhorn :) @ Disneyland http://instagram.com/p...

My little girl is 7 years old as of a few minutes ago. I’m so proud of her.

Evernote for Mac 5.6 Beta 1 Available - Evernote Blog :: http://blog.evernote.com/blog...