Glen Campbell

Nerd and liar
Who wrote the script for this? Totally unbelievable. #fb #SuperBowlXLIX
Ok, Seattle, exhale
Much sportsball. Very score. #FB
RT @orchid8: Idina would like you to know that she can hold a note longer than you.
RT @mattdarby: Play the damned game already
RT @a_marshall_plan: My letter to the @washingtonpost on police opposition to the Waze app and automated license plate readers. #privacy http://t.co/tyEAVwa0L5
Band at the super bowl party. http://instagram.com/p...
RT @jacobian: With organizers like this, is it any wonder that nobody's ever reported an incident to FOSDEM? http://mail.kde.org/piperma...
I just warmed up a towel in the dryer and gave it to my dog to sleep on. I wish I could find something that would make me THAT happy. #fb
RT @emwatson: @lordvoldemot @HeforShe Become an engineer.
I really hate it when I get distracted before I even
I know, that's the - Stephen Mack
Yeah, - bentley
"Groundhog Day" is on sale for $4.99 via iTunes thru Monday. #PSA #fb
My dog could be the smartest dog in the world if she could figure out that you can't get under a blanket while being on top of the blanket.
Watching the original pilot for "Cheers."
RT @evandotpro: How to properly earn the trust and respect of your team: Treat them even BETTER and MORE RESPECTFULLY than you'd expect in their position.
We partially settled my parents' estate last week. There wasn't a great amount of money, but I didn't want it all to sort of disappear into bills, vacation, and so forth, so I spent a goodly chunk on a really nice watch; something that I hope will become a sort of heirloom.
RT @chrismorata: Just got an email from a recruiter looking for someone with "JSON Responsive Design" experience. They’re just making shit up now.
I'm at the grocery store for Wite-out and an onion. #OddlySpecific #BadRecipe
Don't judge me - Glen Campbell
RT @miss_jwo: OHHH! Python for PHP programmers - http://2015.djangocon.eu/event... Just up my street :)
OH: "%&^$%^ %*^&* openvpn (&*^#$! SSL $^&^%^*& certs"
If software development is like herding cats, then open-source development is like cats herding themselves.
OH: "I have not yet begun to beard."
"Pro" Bowl? Are they playing flag?
They're avoiding hang nails too I bet - MoTO Boychick Devil
The average Rotten Tomatoes score of films showing locally is 14%
"Napoleon Dynamite" is more culturally-significant than"Avatar." Discuss. #FB
You're welcome at my desk http://t.co/HcqmqCTNcU
Amazon's new anti-theft device? http://t.co/gQbR41GqpF
Not sure how to dress today: near freezing this morning but near 80°F this afternoon. #texasweather #firstworldproblems #fb
I figured it was ok to head to Five Guys with three minutes left in the game. #GBvsSEA