chrisofspades

"u no that's how benni roll."
RT @markymarq13: Why aren't more people tweeting about this? Kacy is a hell of a lot more impressive than the World Cup. #ANW #mightykacy
RT @JennBrown: Oh my goodness!! @KacyCatanzaro is amazing!!! #MightyKacy #ANW
Beer floats are a thing. Maybe not my thing. But a thing.
Attempting the push up challenge after half a bottle of wine was not the greatest of ideas.
Where's a mosh pit when you need one? @DavidVShade
Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me. - Anika
The joy/elation I get after figuring out programming problems makes me wonder if I'm a masochist.
It occurs to me that free agent decisions for players might be like the fast/good/cheap conundrum. https://twitter.com/chrisof...
I was hoping this wine would give me coding clarity. So far, this theory has not panned out.
So the Lakers whiffed on Melo, and decide to overpay Young, Hill, and maybe Bazemore? When did Joe Dumars start running the team?
NBA Red Shirt for high schoolers sounds like a good idea http://thepeoplescourt.fm/article...
RT @philivey: 6,683 players entered this @WSOP Main Event with 10 million dollars guaranteed to 1st place.
Okay so he's raised $15k not $45k. But still. For potato salad?
That's what I said when it got to $1200. - Anika
This guy raised $45k in 4 days to make...potato salad? Y'all are crazy. https://www.kickstarter.com/project...
Wow Taurasi hits a 26 footer to put Mercury up by 4 with 9nsecs left.
This game is awesome. Sparks trying to upset first place Mercury.
RT @harikondabolu: I'm not proud to be American, but am privileged to be one. Especially when so many are without documents & the security that comes with them
. @jillharris took a deeper look at why the Sparks are underperforming. Surprisingly, it starts w/ the stars. @thesequel
Reason #178 why I'm not a rapper: I just rhymed asparagus urine with e pluribus unum in my head.
With all that rah rah rah you're playing yourself.
RT @beanie: Waiting for water to boil < waiting for final delivery of a project on a holiday weekend when almost everyone has already left work.
I'm finna have some of my daughter's leftover ice cream cake. #lactoseforwhat
"@e_dythe: "I've got that taco butt."" O_o
It's 2014 and you have a smart phone in your purse/pocket. The question, "What's the address to the restaurant?" should never be asked!
Same/similar name, different locations, though. - Micah
Serendipity in the form of a gas bill? The amount for last month was the same as my birth year.
Amazing that 3 women have beaten the American ninja warrior course this season.
Imploring @jillharris @wagesofwins to look into the Sparks' troubles this season. Whose WP is down to account for the huge drop off?
Congrats Spurs. Redemption must be sweet.
Pop leaving his starters I'm for a victory lap.
RT @peoplescourtfm: Mark the date and time, Spurs just threw a lob
RT @JabariDavisNBA: "@Lakerella: No riots please, L.A." +1 Celebrate it, have a ball, but no need to live up to a stereotype.