The good part about the CEO being in town: when he complains that my reports could use some color for readability, my response of "That requires a color printer" is met with an immediate order for a printer. The bad part? i have no back-up excuses for why I can't generate all the reports he wants =/
We will now use this as the prime illustration of "cutting off one's nose to spite one's face" - MoTO Boychick Devil