Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source - http://www.theonion.com/content...
Nov 4, 2008
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"Q: Why do you think [the DRE 700 has captured 100% of the vote in districts that use electronic voting machines]? A: I think the people who have used electronic voting machines before are just more comfortable having one as their president."
- Casey Muller