Me, tired from grading assignments in my workshop: "I'm going to need to buy myself a treat with this extra paycheck I'm getting."
Anne: "A small treat." - Jason P
Me: "Four guitars." - Jason P
Anne: "No." - Jason P
Me: "Six guitars." - Jason P
Anne: "You're supposed to go down when you're negotiating, honey." - Jason P
Me: "Five guitars." - Jason P