I would like pineapple more if:
A: It didn't take 20 minutes to prepare - Stephen Mack
2. It wasn't 40% waste - Stephen Mack
III) it wasn't so expensive even from a roadside stand where it was fresh picked - Stephen Mack
Delta -- It didn't make my mouth itch after about eight bites. - Stephen Mack
On the other hand: It tastes AMAZING. - Stephen Mack
Mouth itch? Not sure about that one. The others... meh. Pineapple is fantastic. Compost the "waste", though it didn't require a bag, 20 minutes of meditation time to make sure you're cutting it just right and handpicked deserves compensation. Then there is that whole AMAZING taste thing... wait a minute here. This is a humblebrag post, you just had awesome pineapple. - SAM
Get one of these: Easy Tool Stainless Steel Fruit Pineapple Corer Slicer Peeler Cut https://www.amazon.com/dp... https://www.amazon.com/dp... Done and done. :) - Ken Gidley