Bacon *is* crack. - Kristin

Chocolate-covered bacon-wrapped crack. - Ordinarybug Heather

Deep Fried Chocolate Covered bacon wrapped Crack. I have no idea how you pull that off though. - Brent - Yes I am

*wraps his crack in bacon* - Big Joe Silenced

0_o - Brent - Yes I am

it beats hot wax, right? - Big Joe Silenced

I pray to God your Not asking me ... - Brent - Yes I am

Bacon wrapped bacon. - Adam Singer

I have never seen anything more amazing than deep fried Coca Cola at the State Fair of Texas. Deep frying batter in coke. It's like living in a dream - Fleagle