Old man, who was probably shrooming, terrorizes NYC subway with dildo - http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/243803...
"Finally, he developed a more advanced protocol to maximize the delight inflicted on each new wave of incoming train friends: Every time the train pulled into a station, he’d put the dildo away, sit quietly, let people board, then whip it out and wave it around, startling the new passengers. “It honestly doesn’t look like any dildo I’ve ever seen,” noted Animal’s house sex toy expert. Spooky." - rønin
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That ani-gif at the end of the article SLAYS ME. - Hookuh Tinypants
extraterrestrial dildo - Big Joe Silenced