"A metaphor is a word or phrase in a foreign language that poets choose to include simply because they are pretentious." - Andrew C (✔)

"In a work of fiction, prose style is defined solely by the author’s choice of font (e.g., Courier New, Times New Roman, Book Antiqua)." - Andrew C (✔)

"In Stephen Marche’s essay “Is Facebook Making Us Lonely?”, social media-induced loneliness is described as a worldwide epidemic, sparing only a tiny area on the U.S.’s northeastern seaboard known as “Rhode Island.”" - Andrew C (✔)