One I would NOT want to watch: "There's more than one way to skin a cat". - Tudor Bosman

As someone told me on Facebook, half of these would be pornos: "one in hand is worth two in the bush" - Tudor Bosman

"Wingman": Jake Pullins (Ryan Gosling) is a single man just trying to make it in the big city. He likes to take his best friend Joel (Jack Black) with him to bars in order to pick up women. There's just one problem: Joel's eight-foot feathery wings are always getting in the way. Hilarity ensues. Directed by Joel Schumacher. "This film had no business being made. Terrible. Just terrible." -- Roger Ebert. - Stephen Mack

"Better Than A Poke In The Eye With A Sharp Stick" - Big Joe Silenced

"Bear Hug": Randy Quaid plays Bubba Carlson, an alcoholic zookeeper who's hit rock bottom. After causing a mishap where a family of six is nearly eaten by lions, he is forced to leave the zoo in disgrace with nothing more than the shirt on his back -- and his best friend Squint, a 500-pound one-eyed black bear. That's when Bubba crosses paths with Ronny Plato, founder of the Free Hugs movement -- and the three unlikely friends embark on a cross-country journey of redemption. Hilarity ensues. Directed by Rob Cohen. "Every second of this film was excruciating. The trailers beforehand conveyed a more comprehensible story arc and believable character growth in thirty seconds than this excrement managed in 103 rambling minutes." -- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone - Stephen Mack

"Rock Bottom": In the remote Ontario wilderness, a horrifying train accident leaves a gifted but disgraced surgeon (Neil Patrick Harris) barely alive next to his two friends: Wrestler Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and politician John Edwards in his first starring role. Both Johnson's and Edward's bodies are mangled beyond repair. To save both their lives, the surgeon must transplant Johnson's head on to the only part of Edwards' body that can sustain a graft: His butt. When they awake, Johnson wails, "I don't want to live this way!" But Edwards reassures him, "Now you're really talking out of my ass!" Hilarity ensues. Directed by Martin Brest. "At one point, I was clawing at my eyes, cursing them for being stuck in my sockets. This was beyond terrible." -- Richard Roeper - Stephen Mack

Some good ones on Facebook as well: https://www.facebook.com/tudorb... - Tudor Bosman