Before Sandy accepted Jim's proposal, she had to confess that a childhood illness had left her with breasts like a 12-year-old. Jim said, "Honey, that's okay. I love you so much. But I must confess that I, too, am not normal. My pen¡s is infant-sized. Will that affect your answer?" Sandy said, "No. I love you, too. When we're married, I'll learn...
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When we're married, I'll learn to love your infant-sized pen¡s."
On their honeymoon night, they rushed to the hotel and quickly started holding,
touching, and teasing each other. But when Sandy reached into Jim's pants, she screamed.
- AJ Batac
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- AJ Batac
"It is... 8 pounds and 19 inches!"
- AJ Batac
quite a cuttlefish.
- Big Joe Silenced
haha oh my!
- Marissa
*dead*
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