Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Qlocktwo clock tells time with words" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"See those black bits scattered around this Boeing? It's just part of a massive flock of starlings hitting its fuselage and engine as it was taking off at 200mph. About two hundred birds were sucked into the turbine." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Ahhh… OK. Now I see what I’ve been doing wrong." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Captain. The check engine light is on again." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Looking for a better way to carry your water bottle? Instructables user hpstoutharrow shows how to make a clever carrying strap using camp cord, ingenuity, and some knot-tying skills." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"But Daddy! No buts, Leia, either you clean your room of I’ll destroy your home planet." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"At the Port of Long Beach, California, I boarded a freighter named the Punjab Senator. Twenty-two days later I got off the ship in Singapore after a winter crossing of the Pacific. This trip wasn’t for everyone, but it was definitely an adventure I’ll remember for the rest of my life." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

Esc? - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

When in doubt try another hole - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

Messing with a Bee - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"- Shhh… You did not see me here." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! WIN - vijay

"Today we're posting a new T-shirt that's a tribute to one of the most popular genres in anime these days, called zettai ryoiki or "the Absolute Zone," which is the 3-cm space between the top of a girl's stockings and where her skirt begins. That little patch of visible skin is an important part of the design of certain anime characters, from Rin Tosaka in Fate/Stay Night to Taiga in Toradora! and if you're a fan of this unique aesthetic design element, we invite you to check out our new T-shirt!" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

Yarr. I completely forgot about it being Talk Like an Internet Geek Day. - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

And you thought it was dangerous when she has a microphone in her hands. - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

It’s time to make that douchebag Kanye West shut up once and for all. - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"There's a lot of buzz about this new dating sim for the DS called Love Plus. This one takes the virtual girlfriend idea a step further than most — getting the girl is one step, but one you're officially an item, you're supposed to engage with your new girlfriend in real time by taking her out on dates, making plans, and planning things together. Some men have become so hooked on it that their wives are complaining publicly about it — one husband even sleeps with Love Plus near his pillow, and takes his virtual girlfriend into the bathtub with him. On online discussion boards, these complaints have spawned debates on whether "cheating" with a virtual girlfriend is the sign of a bad husband or not." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

“How come you never let me play?” - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"You know what’s hot? Proper usage of apostrophes." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Memo to Gianfranco Ferre: Has your Art Director ever even seen a naked man?" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

The illusion ... of free choice. - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!! CAN’T ….. HOLD ….. ON… MUCH LONGER!!" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

Mythburgerz - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Does any newspaper even come close to the NY Post in terms of irresistible covers and headlines?" - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

They do do sensationalism right. - Anika

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

It's not just Microsoft - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Nah, it’s cool. Those feelings are legal now." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

"Modeled after the Enterprise (NCC-1701), it is missing the main portion of the bridge so that there is enough room to create pressure when it comes to cracking open the finest ales and beers in the galaxy." - Victor Ryden 美久太阿

Shake bottle before opening then shout "She's gonna blow cap'n!" - Nick B.