phil baumann
I used to be cute.
Once upon a time, you'd get in a cab, chat, get off, down a Martini, chat, hail another cab, repeat. Now? Scores. And apps.
Jul 29, 2014
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RT @iamchrishello: Mark Hamill tells the press how excited he is that Episode VII is actually a thinly veiled biopic of Slavoj Žižek https://twitter.com/iamchri...
Jul 26, 2014
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RT @1938loren: Howard Stern: If Youre Anti-Israel Youre Anti-America http://www.lorenfeldman.com/howard-...
Jul 24, 2014
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Yesterday was a crappy day. Except for the rain, it was a crappy day.
Jul 15, 2014
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I love listening to rain falling on leaf-mush. It sounds like honesty. Sometimes, I'm envious.
Jul 15, 2014
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Disruption is a theory of change founded on panic, anxiety, and shaky evidence http://www.newyorker.com/reporti...
Jul 14, 2014
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Unsupported Health claims are 3 times more likely to be true if they are tweeted at 4:15pm.
Jul 13, 2014
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Tinder. An info graphic. Sounds like insanity. http://www.thebolditalic.com/article...
Jul 12, 2014
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So I guess that Hidden Cash thing is great for the environment. No sense of thinking-ahead with the Internet showoffs http://imgur.com/a/Kh2cK
Jul 12, 2014
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RT @amyrnbsn: Still touting apps as demi-gods fixing healthcare into a cool mobile virtual hospital of perfection & awe? Not that simple, you say? Ah.
Jul 10, 2014
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RT @1938loren: 6 online identity safety tips from the most private woman on the Internet http://www.lorenfeldman.com/6-onlin...
Jul 7, 2014
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This elephant used an iPhone app to write love poems. But it's the backstory that will melt your heart into a pool of red tears.
Jul 7, 2014
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This is The New York Times. Left, Right...it doesn't make a difference at this point. Everything is a clickhole now. https://twitter.com/PhilBau...
Jul 6, 2014
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RT @LarryRosenthal: Everything I make an ironic joke about on Twitter then either follows me or becomes the dominant feed of sponsored ads. Ad Buyers need AI.;)
Jul 6, 2014
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"This Jewish hippie from Nazareth was nailed to a cross and left to slowly die in suffocating agony. You won't believe what happened next."
Jul 6, 2014
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You too can be a poet on a twitter. Look out Bukowski. Look out Yeats. Rilke: we won't change our life. Wait...what's that green knife?
Jul 6, 2014
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This is a tree. It is free. It is something you can see. In a park. In the dark. You can even feel it's bark. https://twitter.com/PhilBau...
Jul 6, 2014
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Alll work and no play makes Jack a dull bot
Jul 6, 2014
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The Ridicule Button - http://philbaumann.com/the-rid...
Jul 5, 2014
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I tried writing something intelligent on Facebook. I don't think that it's possible. Now I feel like a total idiot.
Jul 5, 2014
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I tried writing something intelligent on Facebook. I don't that it's possible. Now I feel like a total idiot.
Jul 5, 2014
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Good morning. Or something like that.
Jul 5, 2014
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My son doesn't care about the world cup. He can kick a ball pretty hard though. https://twitter.com/PhilBau...
Jul 4, 2014
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Why Are All the Cartoon Mothers Dead? Click here to win a free trip for one to Downtown Disney http://m.theatlantic.com/magazin...
Jul 4, 2014
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RT @TheAtlantic: People prefer electric shocks to being alone with their thoughts, a new study says http://www.theatlantic.com/health...
Jul 4, 2014
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RT @karaswisher: The Truth About Tinder and Women Is Even Worse Than You Think - Businessweek via @BW http://www.businessweek.com/article...
Jul 3, 2014
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Marketing Onionified RT @adrants: Denny’s Teams With Atari To Integrate Menu Items Into Classic Arcade Games http://marketingland.com/dennys-...
Jul 2, 2014
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