Michelle Jones

I wish I was rich and smart and could come up with a million nuisance suits to have marriages annulled if children aren't produced.

Since marriage is all about procreation why don't marriages magically dissolve once a women hits menopause? #6ca

Straight people: you "need the government’s encouragement to create and maintain stable relationships" Gays are so great we don't. #6ca

Sixth Circuit decision has me crying. Literal tears. So fucking glad y'all's marriages are safer because Kentucky won't recognize mine.

Thanks for deeming my marriage separate & not equal Sixth Circuit. *starts looking at VA hospitals hiring in states with marriage equality*

Was waiting for @AshleeEats to favorite @jdhowa2's Golden Girls gif...

MacAuthority is now "Simply Mac?"

Well I liked my house but now I have to burn it down. https://twitter.com/michell...

Seriously, what is up with the 6th Circuit? Shouldn't there be some movement on marriage by now? What's the story with that @dancanon?

RT @woodsomc: If Lord Grantham was able to accept Thomas Barrow's homosexuality in 1920 then my state should be able to accept mine in 2014. #6thcircuit

RT @joesonka: Whoa. KY Lt. Gov. Jerry Abramson is resigning to serve as liaison to state and local government for President Obama's administration. #kygov

So despondent that I went to book club last night and @AshleeEats was not there.

Just now starting the final season of Sons of Anarchy. Damn Jax, you gone straight psycho.

OH at #fancycakesclub "let's read a man book next." WTF is a "man book?" Suggestions?

RT @TheMonalisa02: #MitchMcConnell got reelected #BenedictCumberbatch got engaged #Nickelback is coming to #Louisville The news just keeps getting worse.

OH AT #fancycakesclub "I went to college with some real bitches."

RT @freedomtomarry: BREAKING: #Missouri Attorney General will not seek a stay in #STL #marriage ruling; will appeal to MO Supreme Court http://ago.mo.gov/newsrel...

How did he get this "I voted" sticker?! It's voter fraud!!! - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

RT @michaelcalhoun: NOW: Emotional for first same-sex couple to show up at #STL City Hall. @kmoxnews https://twitter.com/michael...

RT @PROMOMissouri: Congrats to the couples receiving their marriage licenses in St. Louis right now! #ShowMeMarriage https://twitter.com/PROMOMi...

RT @freedomtomarry: Congrats, St. Louis, #Missouri, on this big win for #marriage! http://www.freedomtomarry.org/blog... https://twitter.com/freedom...

If all this Christmas shit is going to start so early I have one demand: give me an eggnog latte today. Can I get one anywhere today? Hm?

RT @RobertDEdwards: #BREAKING: Here's the order that declares Missouri's ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional. https://twitter.com/RobertD...

Hermit tendencies coming on strong...

“Our Compact With Dogs” by @garyrogers https://t.co/zNDZVoJsdl

This is amazing. @nprnews: Grannies Taking Care Of Grannies Is Good For Everyone http://www.npr.org/2014...

The 20-year Senate veteran believes climate science can’t be real because it conflicts with his interpretation of a phrase in the Old Testament. I mention this because, as a result of yesterday’s election results, Inhofe is slated to become the new chairman of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee. No, seriously. Senate Republicans,... - http://michellej.tumblr.com/post...

Am I the first person to complain that I don't like the new location of the Twitter text box? #winner https://twitter.com/michell...

RT @joesonka: Of the 1/2 of KYans who think we're not doing enough to protect the environment, 33% voted for Mitch, cause why not? https://twitter.com/joesonk...

Last rt what in the actual hell people? Arresting a 90 year old for feeding the homeless? What world is this we live in?

RT @kfan: I cast a dope as hell ballot yesterday what is this world I'm waking up to

Last rt how the fuck is this possible?