RT @patsajak: Weird. Hundreds of emails to & from someone named Lerner just showed up in my spam. Must be British. Lots of tea talk.
Jun 16, 2014
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Mattb4rd
Dad, Husband, Information Junkie, Stubborn Optimist
RT @SteveWorks4You: Boko Haram kidnap more girls. Taliban resurgent in Pakistan. Al Qaeda taking over Iraq. Obama State Dept vows to fight...carbon dioxide
Jun 12, 2014
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Album 8. @foofighters This Fall. Sign up for more info: http://www.foofighters.com
May 24, 2014
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Re: Space tourists on Virgin Galactic's 'vomit comet': incredible flight to weightless world of space travel - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news...
May 11, 2014
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"Won a flight a few years ago and it was an incredible experience. Some guy from France le' puked and I felt slightly green at one point but all in all amazing."
- Mattb4rd
Re: Medical Student Auctioning Off Virginity, Highest Bidder At $550,000 - http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2014...
May 2, 2014
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"It's a trap!"
- Mattb4rd
#IdolLive Seacrest's shoes are like buttah!
Apr 24, 2014
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9 plate stack http://instagram.com/p...
Apr 19, 2014
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RT @JustACraig: #idoldisagree Sam should never have been saved to begin with.
Apr 18, 2014
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Should have been Sam/Dexter #idoldisagree
Apr 18, 2014
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Re: Wu-Tang Clan-Affiliated Rapper Cuts Off Penis, Attempts Suicide - http://radio.com/2014...
Apr 17, 2014
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"Bath salts is a helluva drug."
- Mattb4rd
Houseguest http://instagram.com/p...
Apr 9, 2014
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My real twitter crush. http://instagram.com/p...
Apr 5, 2014
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RT @Todd__Kincannon: I support gay marriage. Government has no business regulating marriage. Yet the gay marriage mafia hates me because I'm not a fascist lefty.
Apr 5, 2014
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RT @yesnicksearcy: I am against all marriage. @Todd__Kincannon
Apr 5, 2014
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Don't just run. Run and HYDE! http://instagram.com/p...
Apr 5, 2014
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My out of focus sweetheart. http://instagram.com/p...
Apr 4, 2014
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RT @PlayHearthstone: Chat with your friends directly through the http://us.battle.net/en/ desktop app! http://us.battle.net/hearths... https://twitter.com/PlayHea...
Apr 4, 2014
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RT @redsteeze: Can we please not elect an emotionally stunted juvenile to the most powerful office in the world again? #meanwhich #stinkburger
Apr 3, 2014
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RT @benshapiro: Obama's entire presidency is a poopburger with a side of asshat. It's like we elected a self-righteous, booger-eating 10-year-old.
Apr 3, 2014
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RT @gabrielmalor: Obama 2008: "I will turn the page on the ugly partisanship in Washington." Obama 2014: GOP ideas should be called the "stinkburger."
Apr 3, 2014
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RT @AmyOtto8: Between "the debate is over",meanwich & stinkburger, the main reason for asking for his birth certificate would be to verify he's old enough
Apr 3, 2014
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RT @TheBrandonMorse: A rare picture of Obama’s speechwriter. #stinkburger https://twitter.com/TheBran...
Apr 3, 2014
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RT @jjauthor: Why do we spend over $1,500,000,000 per year on #Obamaphones? Out of control! #tcot https://twitter.com/marilyn... @BillHemmer @marthamaccallum
Apr 1, 2014
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Erythropoeitin. Dihydrotestosterone. Now I have no hair. - a haiku. @Shandalier
Apr 1, 2014
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Something I just learned. Twitter is great for Haiku. I am We Todd did.
Apr 1, 2014
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Re: Rachael Ray To Joe Biden: What Moisturizer Do You Use? - http://newsbusters.org/blogs...
Apr 1, 2014
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"Oh, I thought she meant that her husband made her moist. LOL - dirty mind I guess."
- Mattb4rd
Re: Rachael Ray To Joe Biden: What Moisturizer Do You Use? - http://newsbusters.org/blogs...
Mar 31, 2014
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""My husband is a moisturizer" W T F ?"
- Mattb4rd
Odin just showed up. I'm an Anglo-Saxon Protestant so I'm not sure why. #vikings #shrug http://instagram.com/p...
Mar 31, 2014
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With a Chevy as my Summer home, let's get the party started. It looks like the city towed my other apartment... #vanhalen
Mar 30, 2014
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