Mattb4rd

"Arnold is getting a bit crotchety these days. Doesn't he have a housekeeper to play with?" - Mattb4rd

"Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder. I want to make babies with the A-10." - Mattb4rd

"Yet another reason to love Chuck Norris. The Warthog has long been my personal favorite." - Mattb4rd

"I wish she'd shut the frack up, but then again, are we not entertained?" - Mattb4rd

"Agree that it is admirable, but more so in my opinion, without the impersonation. I just think it unsavory and borderline disrespectful." - Mattb4rd

"Love you, Mr. Cruz, but please ... no more Reagan impersonations. You did it well but I'm just sayin'" - Mattb4rd

"UN Resolution 1441." - Mattb4rd

"Smeagol and an orc?" - Mattb4rd

"Dumbledore and Frodo." - Mattb4rd

"If I could turn back time ... I'd put you on those skis." - Mattb4rd

""Just a little tip" - I see what you did there." - Mattb4rd

"Sounds just like Social Security. It's a Ponzi scheme." - Mattb4rd

"Kenny G" - Mattb4rd

"He ain't got time to bleed but apparently all the time in the world to be a stark raving dumbass." - Mattb4rd

"The right not not be offended is imaginary. Suck it, Muslims." - Mattb4rd

"If Hefty made douche bags ..." - Mattb4rd

"It's a joke. From a comedian. I chuckled and moved on." - Mattb4rd

"He signed some kind of book at the French embassy. Disgraceful." - Mattb4rd

"Kel-Tec makes a .38 semi-automatic? Who knew? Pretty sure the writer meant .380" - Mattb4rd

"Merry Christmas to you, Weasel Zippers. You've become my favorite political website. Looking forward to 2015!" - Mattb4rd

"That'll buff out." - Mattb4rd

"The originates from the same deranged mindset that labels as racist a request for help getting something off a tall shelf in Target or being mistaken as a waiter at a black tie event." - Mattb4rd

"Domestic terrorists engaged in acts of terror." - Mattb4rd

"Damn. Guess these labels came with the WASP decoder ring when I was born. I can't win, but thanks to white privilege I am a happy guy anyway." - Mattb4rd

"But her cast was pink so I was supporting breast cancer awareness. /boggle :)" - Mattb4rd

"I was in Target recently and was asked to help put a case of bottled water in a shopping cart by a woman with a broken arm. I helped her of course. Racist?" - Mattb4rd

"Terrorists win. Again." - Mattb4rd

"Is it just me or does Sharpton look more and more like a Wii Me everyday?" - Mattb4rd

"The people that elected this clown should be indicted." - Mattb4rd

"I'm no liberal, I'm a constitutional originalist (conservative) that happens to be very confused about this. Does the "employer mandate" require that the employer PROVIDE or just OFFER health insurance? Big difference? I'm inclined to interpret the law to indicate that it's the latter; employers are to OFFER the coverage and then the employee must pay for it. Employees that opt out in order to purchase their own coverage might incur a fee for their employer. Huh? See. Confused. MB" - Mattb4rd

"Aha. I see you've left no stone unturned." - Mattb4rd