想起那个笑话：
男：一般大事我做决定，小事我老婆。
吃瓜群众：好厉害！你老婆决定啥？
男：我老婆决定我们住哪，孩子上什么学校，家里钱怎么花...
吃瓜群众：那你呢？
男：我决定谁当美国总统，军队开去哪里，该不该发射原子弹… https://t.co/pISK7XKWiz
May 31, 2019
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Jing ®
一位少女清晨外出，像个骑士。
用了 @Top_CashBack 还蛮满意的，适合重度网络购物者，比如本人。侧面说明在金钱面前，隐私变成了浮云，节操碎成了渣渣…… https://t.co/c4VoJKiWPv
May 30, 2019
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RT @MWJGary: U.K. operator EE will launch commercial 5G service tomorrow (May 30) in London, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Belfast, Birmingham and Ma…
May 30, 2019
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RT @nanshenjing: 一些俄罗斯，韩国等国的妹子在推特上发现了一些中文用户公开售卖迷奸、盗摄的视频后开了一个tag叫 #chinawakeup ，呼吁twitter官方处理，号召英语世界去中国政府网信办举报（此处尴尬值十万）目前这个tag还没有太多简中用户关注。性侵…
May 30, 2019
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一直在督促母上大人给自己写本回忆录，虽然不会像名人回忆录那样跌宕起伏，却也有她自己很独特的体悟和视角，算是平凡人的口述历史吧。只不过母上拖延症太厉害了，我在小六呆了5年了，再这么下去同学儿子都要会打酱油了……
May 30, 2019
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A pretty good website to help picking cheapest/best PC components. Support exporting in mark down file. Ignore me i… https://t.co/0PucxksSZh
May 30, 2019
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RT @huchuan: @jeynnecool 2002年当阿富汗刚摆脱塔利班政权时，Rory从南到北徒步横穿全境，写了一本书
https://t.co/7VzZ5nwWFw
后来还制作了一部纪录片，并参与阿富汗和中东的发展支持工作
https://t.co/5Qe5FFnG…
May 29, 2019
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RT @shaangjin: Chinese Art from the #Vatican Museums, at Beijing #PalaceMuseum, thru July 14 https://t.co/QctNVCLfGg https://t.co/QqfoROu8oB
May 29, 2019
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“We have no choice but to comply...” Why does that sound a little bit familiar? 🧐 https://t.co/C4ubDM6H2a
May 29, 2019
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最近下饭菜是“你好，对方辩友”。国内青春偶像剧总算做出一部有思辨的片子，还挺诚意的，某场辩论还引用了1984和娱乐至死。感觉上面很担心小孩子玩废掉，拼命倡导正能量，倒是倡导得不让人讨厌就是了。
May 29, 2019
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自带尼龙购物，使用可续咖啡杯，自带餐筷。必须使用的话，用后尽量回收。 https://t.co/ORVUWsl6C5
May 28, 2019
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Imagin if this is PLA with Xi’s picture 🤣 https://t.co/Z1UNycJ6E8
May 28, 2019
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根据WTO complain cases数据，美国是被其他国家complain不公平贸易活动最多的国家，同时美国也是complain其他国家不公平贸易活动最多的国家。中国在WTO里的数据并不差。所以美国抱怨在WTO里被其他国家/中… https://t.co/1NrF9ib2qY
May 28, 2019
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RT @lqik2004: 如果是真的这手段够脏的。
Exclusive: Huawei reviewing FedEx relationship, says packages 'diverted' | Article [AMP] | Reuters https://t.co…
May 28, 2019
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这不就是人类版 The Great Filter theory 嘛 https://t.co/82bXu15ZOC https://t.co/gMpCGA1O3D
May 27, 2019
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RT @wikileaks: This is madness. It is the end of national security journalism and the first amendment.
https://t.co/wlhsmsenFw
May 27, 2019
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RT @wikileaks: Sanders, Warren, and Wyden Slam Assange Indictment, a Renegade Use of the Espionage Act to Criminalize Journalism | The Inte…
May 27, 2019
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不以物喜不以己悲，怎么学的？小粉红就小粉红呗，没这点觉悟怎么振兴我中华。没看到有人连Bannon都跪舔，这觉悟，每次我看都感动不已，现代版越王勾践卧薪尝胆啊…… https://t.co/YD68Kqm17v
May 26, 2019
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Ed Davey just said on BBC “most ppl want to hold on to Brexit, they want a final chance to think again”, which is d… https://t.co/3OSgT7Yg5d
May 26, 2019
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Ed Davey just said on BBC “most ppl want to hold on to Brexit, they want a final chance to think again”, which is d… https://t.co/mHZfc1LqXe
May 26, 2019
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Both parties well deserved this result! https://t.co/bUSnzSPHxe
May 26, 2019
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RT @ottocrat: Population of 66 million and we’ll probably get one of these four as our unelected Prime Minister. You could literally chuck…
May 26, 2019
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RT @yaqian20: 每次川大爷一发推，这位仁兄总是前排大骂，现在好了，终于舒心了，致敬这位共产主义战士死得其所😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/zggsp1kjT2
May 26, 2019
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RT @MrFrankBaraan: Wow. @Twitter just permanently banned the famous Krassenstein brothers @edkrassenstein & @briankrassenstein.
They have…
May 26, 2019
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Yes! This! JinJiang produced lots of IP for Chinese booming entertainment industry. Hundreds of TV dramas based on… https://t.co/My8uaxp40n
May 24, 2019
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今天推特线快被这个水氢刷版了，一个记者误导了一堆读者，转头又被拿来当意识形态攻击，明明事情到底是怎么回事都还没弄清楚。🤦♀️
https://t.co/NpBradQMBC
May 24, 2019
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This guy first abandoned the ship and now come back as a saviour? I honestly don’t know why he should be trusted wi… https://t.co/qmxZJCTvcl
May 24, 2019
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Another round of GoT? 😅 https://t.co/rz6FGsWVbn
May 24, 2019
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Yes! Have been waiting so long for this exhibition to come! Can imagine some visitors dressing up like going to Com… https://t.co/wlyOlhqzqf
May 23, 2019
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This made the second case for US research institutions ousting Chinese/Chinese-American researchers. This cold war… https://t.co/w4qFcnlGox
May 23, 2019
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This topic is actually well researched among west international relationship researchers - Why economic sanction do… https://t.co/yy30qcj8at
May 23, 2019
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