"We want to create puppets that pull their own strings." -Ann Marion "Would this make them Marionettes?" -Jeff Daiell #TeamFollowBack
TWITTER = (T)his (W)onderful (I)nternet (T)hing (T)hat'll (E)ventually (R)uin your life. #TeamFollowBack
We #love the things we love for what they are. ~ Robert Frost #TeamFollowBack
My English gets gooder everyday =) #TeamFollowBack
#ThingsIveLearned You have to be 100% behind someone, b4 u can stab them in the back.-David Brent #trust #TeamFollowBack #FOLLOWME
女儿3岁时,我责备她不该重复别人的谎言,告诫她千万别说谎。 她问为什么,我说:“说谎的小孩会变成花,种在花盆里当装饰。” 为了确定她明白我的苦心,我问:“你知道我的意思吗?” 她冷静地回答:“知道,这是个谎言。”
#fact: U can bite your finger of as easily as bite thru a carrot, but brain is like "no stupid dont eat your finger" so thats y u cant do it
ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯos #TeamFollowBack
“总是要记得:你不愿做的事情,会有另一个人愿意” #Always #remember, what you wont do another #Will. :*”--- #fact #teamfollowback #RockTheReTweet
Walking into your room and saying "Wow, I should clean this" then walk out. #TeamFollowBack
"How can I get rid of my Weibo account?" "Just speak your mind and u are done." - 网友问:谁知道新浪微博怎么注销?粉丝们各抒己见,意见不一,但最经典的答案是:把你心里话说出来就行了!
To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish. -Benjamin Franklin #teamfollowback #RockTheReTweet
谷歌的第一条推是“手气不错”。<-- #Google’s first-ever #Twitter post was "I'm feeling lucky." #Fact
“I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.” #InstantFollowBack #AlwaysFollowBack #TeamFollowBack #RockTheReTweet
That mini #heart #attack when I think my #phone's not in my pocket. #TeamFollowBack
People hastag #the dumbest things #in their tweets. You don't #have to have a hastag in every tweet.
You'll never #understand, till it happens to you! #Chinese #translate->不轮到发生在你身上,你是永远不会理解的! #TeamFollowBack #RockTheReTweet
"How can I get rid of my Weibo account?" "Just speak your mind and u are done." - 网友问:谁知道新浪微博怎么注销?粉丝们各抒己见,意见不一,但最经典的答案是:把你心里话说出来就行了!
"You think you #know #who #Iam, but the #truth is you only know what I let you see." #TeamFollowBack #relationship #whoIam
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. ~Attributed to both Jim Goodwin and Sydney J. Harris
He is a man #capable of turning any #color into #grey. -John LeCarre #UNFOLLOW him! #TeamFollowBack #RockTheReTweet
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. ~Lily Tomlin
“#Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth,with the grasses waving above ones head, and listen to #silence. #TheBellJar
"Back then they didn't #want me, Now I'm #hot they all #on me.<== Should be my daily Tweet." #seriously "当初他们不要我,现在我火了,他们都粘上我了。<=这应该是我的日推。"
#People #never #change. They just become more of who they really are. |
世界上最2的一句英文,莫过于“1:58到2:02”,请大声朗读:two to two to two two~~ #TeamFollowBack #time #hilarious #English #clock #fact #Chinese #language #languages
“The best way to shut people up is to tell them you're sorry, unless you are afraid they'll brag about it.”#TeamFollowBack ✔ #FOLLOWBACK
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