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I'll control my
#anger
... if you can manage your
#stupidity
.
#TeamFollowBack
#相互フォロー
#fact
#figuremeout
Nov 12, 2014
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"We want to create puppets that pull their own strings." -Ann Marion "Would this make them Marionettes?" -Jeff Daiell
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✔
Nov 12, 2014
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TWITTER = (T)his (W)onderful (I)nternet (T)hing (T)hat'll (E)ventually (R)uin your life.
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Nov 12, 2014
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We
#love
the things we love for what they are. ~ Robert Frost
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Nov 12, 2014
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My English gets gooder everyday =)
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Nov 12, 2014
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#ThingsIveLearned
You have to be 100% behind someone, b4 u can stab them in the back.-David Brent
#trust
#TeamFollowBack
#FOLLOWME
Nov 12, 2014
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女儿3岁时,我责备她不该重复别人的谎言,告诫她千万别说谎。 她问为什么,我说:“说谎的小孩会变成花,种在花盆里当装饰。” 为了确定她明白我的苦心,我问:“你知道我的意思吗?” 她冷静地回答:“知道,这是个谎言。”
Nov 12, 2014
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#fact
: U can bite your finger of as easily as bite thru a carrot, but brain is like "no stupid dont eat your finger" so thats y u cant do it
Nov 12, 2014
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ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯos
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Nov 12, 2014
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“总是要记得:你不愿做的事情,会有另一个人愿意”
#Always
#remember
, what you wont do another
#Will
. :*”---
#fact
#teamfollowback
#RockTheReTweet
Nov 12, 2014
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Walking into your room and saying "Wow, I should clean this" then walk out.
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Nov 12, 2014
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"How can I get rid of my Weibo account?" "Just speak your mind and u are done." - 网友问:谁知道新浪微博怎么注销?粉丝们各抒己见,意见不一,但最经典的答案是:把你心里话说出来就行了!
Nov 12, 2014
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To err is human, to repent, divine, to persist, devilish. -Benjamin Franklin
#teamfollowback
#RockTheReTweet
Nov 12, 2014
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You are my
#type
. And I am your typist.
#TEAMFOLLOWBACK
Nov 12, 2014
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#Everyone
does not
#think
as you think.
#TeamFollowBack
#rocktheretweet
Nov 12, 2014
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谷歌的第一条推是“手气不错”。<--
#Google
’s first-ever
#Twitter
post was "I'm feeling lucky."
#Fact
Nov 12, 2014
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“I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.”
#InstantFollowBack
#AlwaysFollowBack
#TeamFollowBack
#RockTheReTweet
Nov 12, 2014
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That mini
#heart
#attack
when I think my
#phone
's not in my pocket.
#TeamFollowBack
Nov 12, 2014
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People hastag
#the
dumbest things
#in
their tweets. You don't
#have
to have a hastag in every tweet.
Nov 12, 2014
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You'll never
#understand
, till it happens to you!
#Chinese
#translate
->不轮到发生在你身上,你是永远不会理解的!
#TeamFollowBack
#RockTheReTweet
Nov 12, 2014
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A
#liar
should have a good
#memory
.- Quintilian
#Fact
#TeamFollowBack
#RockTheReTweet
#lie
#SomethingIDontHave
Nov 12, 2014
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"How can I get rid of my Weibo account?" "Just speak your mind and u are done." - 网友问:谁知道新浪微博怎么注销?粉丝们各抒己见,意见不一,但最经典的答案是:把你心里话说出来就行了!
Nov 12, 2014
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"You think you
#know
#who
#Iam
, but the
#truth
is you only know what I let you see."
#TeamFollowBack
#relationship
#whoIam
Nov 12, 2014
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The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. ~Attributed to both Jim Goodwin and Sydney J. Harris
Nov 12, 2014
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He is a man
#capable
of turning any
#color
into
#grey
. -John LeCarre
#UNFOLLOW
him!
#TeamFollowBack
#RockTheReTweet
Nov 12, 2014
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For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. ~Lily Tomlin
Nov 12, 2014
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“#Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth,with the grasses waving above ones head, and listen to
#silence
.
#TheBellJar
Nov 12, 2014
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"Back then they didn't
#want
me, Now I'm
#hot
they all
#on
me.<== Should be my daily Tweet."
#seriously
"当初他们不要我,现在我火了,他们都粘上我了。<=这应该是我的日推。"
Nov 12, 2014
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#People
#never
#change
. They just become more of who they really are. |
Nov 12, 2014
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世界上最2的一句英文,莫过于“1:58到2:02”,请大声朗读:two to two to two two~~
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#time
#hilarious
#English
#clock
#fact
#Chinese
#language
#languages
Nov 12, 2014
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“The best way to shut people up is to tell them you're sorry, unless you are afraid they'll brag about it.”#TeamFollowBack ✔
#FOLLOWBACK
✔
Nov 12, 2014
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段子:《爱情买卖》的歌词是从诗经翻译过来的!《月亮之上》、《忐忑》也脱胎于诗经
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Nov 12, 2014
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