Chris Pratt ice bucket challenge. Best. https://t.co/znu0ijg09Y
Aug 18, 2014
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Dave Friedel
Technology Architect, Designer, Audiophile, Artist, Dreamer, Futurist
I just went all Herman Munster on my printer. Won't PRINT won't PRINT won't PRINT won't PRINT
Aug 18, 2014
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@melissapierce I don't know anyone who goes to CNN for the news.
Aug 18, 2014
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Tinder, but with therapists.
Aug 18, 2014
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Oh shit. RT @BreakingNews: Ferguson, Mo., teen Michael Brown shot 6 times, autopsy finds - @nytimes http://www.nytimes.com/2014...
Aug 18, 2014
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RT @BirdySoderdy: Owls should mind their own business. Whooooo do they think they are?
Aug 18, 2014
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RT @slaughthie: Imagine twitter if we were all ok
Aug 18, 2014
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Do we *really* think we can stop global warming? https://twitter.com/DaveFri...
Aug 18, 2014
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@carlreiner Take care.
Aug 18, 2014
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Thinking about getting a tramp stamp.
Aug 18, 2014
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@AnnieGaus thanks for the sex nightmares. I hope you're proud of yourself!
Aug 18, 2014
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I'm hoping they bring it all the way up to Trump and the Taj Mahal. RT @darrellhyde: Next season of #BoardwalkEmpire looks amazing!
Aug 18, 2014
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@theleanover I am Bruce Willis
Aug 18, 2014
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We should really go back and fix things created early in the U.S. government like the Electoral College, and New Jersey.
Aug 18, 2014
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I need another tablet because what will I do when this one has to charge? #firstworldproblems
Aug 18, 2014
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WarLord
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Capitalism is tearing this country apar-- oooo I have an Amazon package!
Aug 18, 2014
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RT @jewfacekilla: you're inadequate; buy more stuff
Aug 18, 2014
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Make me. RT @rachelmillman: #ff me
Aug 18, 2014
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@MaraschinoTeri you no pick up food me deliver then sex
Aug 18, 2014
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RT @astro_reid: Enjoying the view on a Sunday afternoon. Hard to believe this is real. https://twitter.com/astro_r...
Aug 17, 2014
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IRL: I am a proud Latin woman.
Aug 17, 2014
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@ladybirdj: If you get sweaty in your décolletés today, can you do me a favor and collect into a specimen jar? I'm doing an experiment.
Aug 17, 2014
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I don't want to be your friend if you say "cee-ment" and not the NY proper "sment".
Aug 17, 2014
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I'm keeping a close eye on the situation. RT @ladybirdj: Ladies I'm worried about your décolletés today :/ #sunscreen
Aug 17, 2014
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Whoops, wrong room. https://twitter.com/DaveFri...
Aug 17, 2014
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I'm at Whole Foods. Like you give a crap.
Aug 17, 2014
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@blairsmenagerie So shabby.
Aug 17, 2014
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I should buy some food. #cantliveonhalfjarolives
Aug 17, 2014
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Those rims. Sa-weet! RT @VerneTroyer: Thinking I have to take this home #minibatmobile https://twitter.com/VerneTr...
Aug 17, 2014
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@ladybirdj I'd take in all your venom.
Aug 17, 2014
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Internet, we need to talk...
Aug 17, 2014
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@ReelQuinn is that code for Irish hater?
Aug 17, 2014
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