RT @MajorFlakes: Stop trying to make Ebola happen. It's not going to happen.
Oct 7, 2014
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Dave Friedel
Technology Architect, Designer, Audiophile, Artist, Dreamer, Futurist
I apparently still don't understand how sushi menus work.
Oct 7, 2014
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Would have had coronary in men's room. RT @jackiecarbajal: Years of therapy won't help what I just saw in a women's bathroom stall. Hold me?
Sep 19, 2014
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RT @CNET: "Star Trek" facepalm cookies make a meme yummy http://www.cnet.com/news... https://twitter.com/CNET...
Sep 19, 2014
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Scotland's independence vote tally: http://www.bbc.com/news...
Sep 18, 2014
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Our... future? RT @MaraschinoTeri: The only worth while thing I've done today is buy ping pong balls #college
Sep 18, 2014
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Sep 4, 2014
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@melissapierce Chicago really looks different.
Aug 19, 2014
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@jewfacekilla And I am master, lady. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
Aug 19, 2014
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Groups of kittens are hanging themselves. This is awful. RT @jewfacekilla: So won't the real baked ziti please heat up?
Aug 19, 2014
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The @Nick_Offerman of cats. https://twitter.com/DaveFri...
Aug 19, 2014
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If a printer keeps disconnecting for months despite the fact you are a software developer... DEATH. #printersmash2014
Aug 19, 2014
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You can be against both police brutality *and* looting.
Aug 19, 2014
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@BettyFckinWhite Please. Your daughter is named "Only".
Aug 19, 2014
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@midnight No. Just @thomaslennon.
Aug 19, 2014
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DAMMIT. I forgot about Dre.
Aug 18, 2014
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Reddit. Also known as http://ComcastBitchfest.com
Aug 18, 2014
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Aug 18, 2014
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Order in the streets, chaos in the sheets.
Aug 18, 2014
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That's what pastor always said. RT @theleanover: I'm a really good boy
Aug 18, 2014
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Hey there Miley Cirus, how are things... https://twitter.com/DaveFri...
Aug 18, 2014
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First way to improve your health: Don't be shaped like a football.
Aug 18, 2014
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@thispartyislame I thought you folks called it petrol...
Aug 18, 2014
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@ReelQuinn You.
Aug 18, 2014
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What's for brinner?
Aug 18, 2014
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Even vagina? RT @jewfacekilla: I'm not a possessive person as long as you never touch anything that's mine ever.
Aug 18, 2014
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That moment you realize most of your followers are bots or porn sites.
Aug 18, 2014
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People turn the TV on, it looks just like a window.
Aug 18, 2014
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Chris Pratt ice bucket challenge. Best. https://t.co/znu0ijg09Y
Aug 18, 2014
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I just went all Herman Munster on my printer. Won't PRINT won't PRINT won't PRINT won't PRINT
Aug 18, 2014
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