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Give me liberty, or give me food. Or kill me.
RT @seattle_cowboy: It's rare that I agree with #JohnMcCain But this I will 100% #TortureReport http://t.co/FPIm4wYi3I
RT @meanwhileincana: Canadian nativity scene #MeanwhileinCanada http://t.co/xOwGXMPBAr
I'm on the #Atkins diet, & @QuikTrip has the BEST salad. Only 7 net carbs! And it's nom! http://t.co/09zenqRLqT
I've been turned in to a moaning, whining, whimpering sad-sack. Thanks #Sitecore!
I have to imagine @johnheffron is cashing in on this #ICantBreathe thing, since he came up with it first. http://www.cc.com/video-c...
"You didn't answer my texts or BBMs or DMs!" You know, that device of yours also lets you TALK to me LIVE. It's called a #phone you asshole.
Actual #Christmas decoration in Target. I'm supposed to conclude Santa got beheaded coming through the ceiling right? http://t.co/hwJouY09mz
I could give a shit less about the next #StarWars movie. But THIS I would see! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
The people have spoken! Kirk Cameron’s ‘Saving Christmas’ is IMDB’s worst film of all time http://www.rawstory.com/rs...
Does anyone know what kind of car this is? Saw it in #Montreal, and have never seen that "f" before. https://flic.kr/p/nFUmFD
RT @hmwalks: #AdoptDontBuy and PLEASE DON'T OVERLOOK #SeniorDogs THEY'RE GREAT COMPANIONS #AdoptASenior #lovedogs #giveadogahome http://t.co/21YJwPX8he
Let it be me, and fried peanut butter sammiches and Dilaudid. #Thankyouverymuch. http://t.thisismyjam.com/ciaoenr...
I don't care what other people say - I prefer fat #Elvis. He was much more interesting. http://t.co/QeaQUraHu0
Best line for ending any argument: "I'm not afraid of going back to prison." Add "bitch" at the end only if you're talking to a guy.
Stop saying "be honest" to people in conversation. You're accusing the other person of lying & it's rude.
It's not even 6am in December, and it's 61° outside. This is one of the few good things about Arizona.
RT @lakings: .@LAKingsInsider: Good morning, Scottsdale? - http://lakingsinsider.com/2014... http://t.co/FClWt0nOAa
"Collaboration" is usually a talented person with a handle on their craft, and someone else riding that first person's coattails.
My @SarahKSilverman link bait was not successful. She is a crafty one.
Happy birthday @SarahKSilverman! We were both born the same day & year. Only point this out to get strangers to wish me happy birthday too.
Holy Jumanji I am potted as a plant drunk again. Thank you #Vegas! http://t.co/XhAjZIK7ZG
Working on a new aesthetic: The Malapropos Selfie. Taken at The #Peppermill Fireside Lounge, #LasVegas http://t.co/uwIXCT0w2g
RT @quesadillababy: explaining privilege to white people http://t.co/Fq28VAithm
RT @antheabutler: RT @QUESADILLABABY: explaining privilege to white people http://t.co/0KZDfNbBGs
Boundary-pushing US comedian @DougStanhope wants his Australian stalker back http://www.smh.com.au/enterta... via @smh
BlackBerry will pay iPhone users up to $600 to switch phones http://www.cbc.ca/1.2848915 #TeamBlackBerry
Listening to #TheProdigy - a guilty pleasure. Makes me feel like the guy who tortures and beats up other gangsters in a Guy Ritchie film.
The greatest #joy is when your boss is fired for being an asshole.