Aryn Corley

Humor Columnist
Rain Cafe (4/5) - http://www.yelp.com/biz...
"Let's get down to it. The breakfast was tasty and reasonably priced. The atmosphere is casual and great for visiting with friends. It's kid friendly so bring the family. The décor is hideous. If this…" - Aryn Corley
RT @awintory: Wow, amazing early praise for #BannerSaga ! http://kotaku.com/5962037... @Kotaku - so overjoyed to be working with @StoicStudio
Day 3 at the Florida Public Safety Institute. More crash investigation school.
Please RT “@McGrathComm: Check out my Eat The Lens podcast. This week's topic: Death by PowerPoint! http://t.co/CGiVZUgF”
Day 1 at Boating Accident Reconstruction school. #florida #NASBLA
RT @awintory: Wow! New Hampshire elected ALL women. All representatives, both Senators and governor are all women. First time in US history
Writer's Digest is having a short story competition. I submitted my entry. Wish me luck! #writing
Rich people have such great Halloween costumes. As a poor kid, for Halloween, I used to dress as a poor kid.
Z shooting daggers at Moxie! " RT @EmilyJillette: Another thing I learned in NYC. Moxie not a huge Rodman fan. #Mahalo http://t.co/SPrk0g2e”
My last night in Austin, TX. It's been great, but I'm ready to be back home with my family. #homesick
My visit to Austin is bringing friends and family out of the woodwork! I need to come here more often.
#Debates All this talk about China is making me hungry for egg rolls.
I'm waiting for EdgeFX 3D training to start. There are many friends here I haven't seen in a while!
I was up for most of the night coordinating a search for two missing boaters. They were rescued this morning and both are fine.
When you live at the lake owning a boat is mandatory. Mine is being delivered-a small John boat for fishing.
I knocked a box of latex rubber bands onto the floor. I feel accomplished after picking up all 1800 of them. #acheivement
Romney #debate question: "If elected President, will there be any Osmonds on your cabinet?"
Obama #debate question: "Does Michelle have earrings made from Bin Laden's incisors?"
RT @DeborahForeman: I will be a guest at @ChillerTheatre Oct 26-28 in Parsippany, NJ. ck out who else will be there http://chillertheatre.com/gt... #soexcited
As crazy as it sounds I would burn a wish for a plate of fajitas right now.
Juvenile Unit #1 is naturally a disorganized person. Crap! I was hoping it would skip a generation.
Thank, you fictitious Twitter account holder, for helping me boost my numbers.
RT @jeorgez: I just learned what a bronie is. SMH
I'm writing a short story to enter into a contest. I hope to win.
Yeah. I eat the garnish. So what?
RT @amorrisWNEW: Serious butterflies before tonight's game. Why? I'm not playing. World peace not at stake. It's just a GAME. ...and yet.... #GoGamecocks
The writing bug has bitten me.
RT @neiltyson: Cutting PBS support (0.012% of budget) to help balance the Federal budget is like deleting text files to make room on your 500Gig hard drive
Where are the Death Panels? #debates
RT @TheOnion: Panicking Romney Attempts To Lay Off Debate Moderator http://www.theonion.com/article...