The Willy Wonka Sequel That Charlie's Mother Deserves - http://the-toast.net/2015...
"INT. DAY. THE BUCKETS’ family home. CHARLIE and GRANDPA JOE have just left for their factory tour. MRS BUCKET puts down her laundry stick and gazes over the four-poster bed. MRS BUCKET [tiredly]: How many of the rest of you can walk?" - Andrew C (see frenf.it)
"MRS BUCKET: You said you broke your ankle. GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: I’m not a doctor. I only knew that if I stayed in bed, the odds of my ever coming down with a broken ankle would substantially diminish. So I made the choice that made sense for me." - Andrew C (see frenf.it)