"When he arrived, the first thing Florian checked for was his box of rubber gloves. It was a daily ritual, but most important on the days when he had server room duty. The new hires got quite a laugh out of his odd behavior, but that’s only because they hadn’t been there on… that day." - Tudor Bosman

"The basement had five rooms. When his employer had moved in, one of them was set aside as a kitchen, a few others for stock rooms and storage, and one had been declared the server room. The server room had the best access to utility services, like electricity and telecom connections. Unfortunately, it also had the best access to the sewage system. In fact, the racks had been placed beside the overflow valve [...]" - Tudor Bosman

D= - Andrew C (✔)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek - Stephen Mack

(Also: don't ever complain about having shitty hardware...) - Tudor Bosman

Shit happens. - Brian Johns