"Handsome young millennial struggling with the economy starts cult. (A: ALISON'S HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND ON FACEBOOK)" - Andrew C (✔)

"Beautiful, intelligent 30-year-old woman with 7 kids does an online fundraiser so she can move somewhere else. (A: ALISON'S HS FRIEND ON FB)" - Andrew C (✔)

"Man released from jail and embraces fatherhood (I have to be vague about this one because I'm scared). A: ALISON'S HS FRIEND ON FB" - Andrew C (✔)