There's this logic puzzle I remember. A man is sentenced to death and told he will be executed in April, but also told he won't know when it will happen. He gets thrown into the dungeon and starts to think.
Which year? - Cristo
Why does it have to be a man? Unconscious bias? - Louis Gray
What is this, Tumblr? - joey - team everyone
This man is sentenced to death?!!! MISANDRY! - Pete's Got To Go
MOVING ON PAST THE INTERRUPTIONS. He thinks, "Well, if I make it to April 30 and haven't been killed, since I know I'm sentenced to die in April, and since the 30th is the last day, I can't be killed on that day because I know the 30th is the last chance, and they won't kill me on a day I know I'm going to be killed." - Stephen Mack
"So therefore it won't be April 30." - Stephen Mack
You can't prolong the service getting shutdown by making a long post. - Cristo
"But if I make it to April 29, since I know it can't be the 30th when I die, it has to be the 29th when they kill me." - Stephen Mack
"86 beers on the wall, 86 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 85 bottles of beer on the wall." - Cristo
"But on April 29th, I know I'll be killed that day, but I can't be, since I know it has to be that day, and they told me I won't know. So it can't be April 29th either." - Stephen Mack
And by repeating that logic, he realizes it can't be the 28, or the 27, or the 26, or, in fact, any day in April. - Stephen Mack
Ah! NOW you stop interrupting because your minds are blown. - Stephen Mack
That MAY be why. See what I did there? - Louis Gray
The poor guy had a death March. See? - Louis Gray
That's the joke, don't June know. - Louis Gray
^ Louis finally proves why sleep is productive. - Cristo
July like a dog! - April Russo (FForever!)
I expected more from such august company. - joey - team everyone
Now he's vowed to never sleep with a woman again, because he can never know when he might end up in April. - OCoG of FF, Jimminy
I don't september that. - Stephen Mack
^ ah yes. Thank you, Mau. - Stephen Mack
you're welcome! - .mau.
Stephen, I hope that man wasn't my husband. - April Russo (FForever!)