"Meet Osedax priapus, from the Latin “os” for bone, and “edax” for devour, the species name “priapus” stems from the Greek god of procreation and “personification of the phallus.” Oh yes. These males are not only independent, they likely use their manly trunks as a penis to directly transfer sperm to the females. Say hello to the bone-devouring-I-am-my-penis worm. Proposed motto: why have a penis, when you can be a penis?" - rønin

"When your ancestors are all dwarf paedomorphs, it’s not easy to be a root-bearing giant phallus living the free life." - rønin

"Prehensile penises are a marvel." - rønin

Gives new meaning to "boning". - Spidra Webster