A Guide to the Meaning and Usefulness of Punctuation Marks - McSweeney's http://www.mcsweeneys.net/article...
"Ellipsis. Defective, oval punctuation mark, sometimes mistakenly tripled by idiots. Usually used to mark out oral sex scenes involving psychiatrists. Also, occasionally, in epic space operas. Do not get this as a tattoo.
" - Victor Ganata