"Considering his history you might not be surprised to learn that John has a hard time getting invested in new prospects. "Do you think it's going to take meeting someone who I admire more than I admire myself? But isn't it also about a beautiful vagina? Don't they also have to have vagina that you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? I'll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I'm using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a f*** about it."" - Christopher Chung

""I am the new generation of masturbater. I've seen it all. I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If only Tiger Woods knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion."" - Christopher Chung

I don't really follow Mayer news, so I've always smiled and nodded ignorantly when I've seen jokes about him being a huge douche, but... awesome. - Andrew C (✔)

how do such lovely lyrics spill out of that same crass mouth? - Jeannie Choi

Jeannie, you gotta take the good with the bad? i imagine he's being extra crass just 'cause the interview's for Rolling Stone. - Dan Hsiao

These quotes are all I'll be able to think about when John Mayer inevitably plays out the Apple press event next week. "The iTablet is like a beautiful vagina I could camp out on for, like, a weekend." And Jon Ives will be standing in back, nodding slowly and deeply. - Kevin Fox

what is he even talking about??? and boy needs to put his shirt back on - Felicia Yue