"The truth is that most 'tats' are ho rrible, because most people have horrible taste."
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Dave Roth
Common sensei, critic-at-large, and father of Disaster Girl Meme's Zoe, and her lesser-known brother, Disaster Boy.
How funny is it that Al Sharpton can't read?
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Took the Burlington TimesNews Readers Choice survey. Had to answer 'none of the above' on damn near everything. #burlingtonisscary
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Just helped out NC's biggest tax scofflaw by buying some of his vintage wine at rock-bottom prices. #civicduty
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Apple doesn't have a DRIP for their stock, but now that they've split 7:1, I can do my own. Thanks, Apple!
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My fitbit #Fitstats for 6/12/2014: 5,291 steps and 2.4 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user...
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What the hell did I eat? #TMIthursday
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Bye-bye, nice weather. See you in September.
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RT @PeterNurse1: The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. ‘It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,"’ said Jose, age 6.
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.@GrokTime That's a bad precedent. Looks like you're good for at least one graduation per year for the next 20 years or so.
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Watching Zoë's 8th grade "graduation" reminds me of how much I do not enjoy ceremonies. Of any kind.
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My fitbit #Fitstats for 6/10/2014: 3,151 steps and 1.4 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user...
Jun 11, 2014
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Feeling agoraphobic, or maybe it's just too damn hot to go outside today.
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Saw a picture of William Harley and Arthur Davidson from 1914. One hundred years of never making a good-looking motorcycle.
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.@JohnClarkABC11 @ABC11_WTVD What went wrong? Having US military presence in Afghanistan.
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Please, no. Don't ruin Asheville for everyone. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news...
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.@DuckBrown If you're not already on a jury, research and understand "Jury Nullification." That's also your civic duty against bad laws.
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Mebane has a SWAT team? Why the fucking hell should Mebane have a SWAT team? https://twitter.com/Traveli...
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One day I want to copy someone's tweet word for word and see if they notice.
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Chocolate peanut butter beer. - Drinking a Sweet Baby Jesus! by @DuClawBrewing at @anotgexperience — https://untappd.com/user...
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I just earned the 'Heavy Weight (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://untappd.com/user...
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GTFO, for now. Beer first. (@ Philadelphia International Airport (PHL) w/ 74 others) https://foursquare.com/traveli...
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Sours are the next big thing, I'm telling you! - Drinking an Echt Kriekenbier at @mybierstube - https://untappd.com/user... #photo
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Take me down to Chinatown. (@ Shiao Lan Kung) https://foursquare.com/traveli...
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Love ordering a grinder without having to describe what is is. https://foursquare.com/traveli...
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I just earned the 'Belgian Holiday' badge on @untappd! https://untappd.com/user...
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So many memories … - Drinking a Leffe Blonde by Abbaye de Leffe - https://untappd.com/user...
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I just earned the 'Sky's the Limit' badge on @untappd! https://untappd.com/user...
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You had me at bourbon. - Drinking a Bourbon Barrel Dark Ale by @evolutionbeer - https://untappd.com/user...
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