Timo Heuer

Does the Ballmer peak also effect one's capability of understanding Excel tables? I am asking for a friend. http://xkcd.com/323/

Ich glaube am Ende dieses Projektes habe ich ein großes, großes Bier verdient.

Lifestyle. @ Fischmarkt Hamburg http://instagram.com/p...

RT @katikrause: The first part of the @vice documentary on the Islamic State is online: https://t.co/AHruIaYIUU

Café. @ Liberty Eiscafé und Bistro http://instagram.com/p...

Friday.

RT @samirawiley: 😘

RT @designtaxi: Guinness will debut a Blonde American Lager that tastes like craft beer http://designtaxi.com/news...

RT @netzkobold: We Analyzed Nearly 1 Million Headlines. Here’s What We Learned http://okdork.com/2014... by @garrett_moon https://twitter.com/netzkob...

RT @WeirdHistoryPix: Gay pride, 1970. USA https://twitter.com/WeirdHi...

Ihr solltet mir alle mehr Selfies schicken.

https://t.co/BqDbNDirLw – Don't touch my dart. / @WiedenKennedy

RT @davidoswald: 1. @foursquare becomes two apps. 2. undesigns & ruins the experience. 3. Now the top suggestion for breakfasts around is Starbucks. Goodbye

Es ist nach vier und ich trinke noch kein Bier.

RT @jarimakinen: So true: Scientists: Don't freak out about Ebola. Everyone: *Panic!* Scientists: Freak out about climate change. Everyone: LOL!

RT @brentriddell: Tinder http://24.media.tumblr.com/46d06ef...

RT @Brilliant_Ads: Runners Point combines the logos of the 5 biggest sports brands to create a new picture https://twitter.com/Brillia...

IKEA Creates A Website Inside The Instagram App http://www.psfk.com/2014... via @psfk

Bitte? “@biallomatic: Hilfe. Cristiano Ronaldo, was hast du getaaaaaan? https://t.co/Toh6cNpdHy”

RT @SkyNewsBreak: Reuters: Russian lawyer says former U.S. intelligence contractor Edward #Snowden receives three-year residence permit in #Russia

RT @Ben_Phillips: Strategy! RT @jenksieboy Overhead in a coffee shop this morning "so...we should focus our energies on planning for success". Just awesome.

RT @JustHelens: Just gonna keep tweeting this because it's the best thing ever. https://twitter.com/JustHel...

Is in a complicated relationship with Foursquare.

RT @WeirdHistoryPix: Building the Golden Great Bridge. https://twitter.com/WeirdHi...

RT @WeirdHistoryPix: Hiroshima, Japan 69 years ago today. https://twitter.com/WeirdHi...

»In the crossfire there's a story And how it ends, I do not know«

Zinfandel & Bratkartoffeln.

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RT @brad_frost: Slug Solos http://slugsolos.tumblr.com/

»Fahrgeldstelle, Aufgang B, 6. Stock.« Danke Deutschland. (»Zeitkarte« vergessen.)

RT @DIY_Drink: Edward Snowden Timeline - http://luufy.com/site... https://twitter.com/DIY_Dri...

RT @matthewrex: New screenshot from Game of Thrones Season 5 (spoiler: shit gets weird): https://twitter.com/matthew...